Let’s all wish Della a very happy birthday today

Reminds me of an old joke...

A man is walking down a pier, and hears crying.
At the end of the pier, he finds Della, a beautiful girl with no arms and no legs.

He says "why are you crying?"

Della replies "It's my birthday, I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed."

The man bends down, picks Della up, and kisses her passionately and deeply, then sets her down.

Della starts to cry again.

"What is it now?", asks the man.

Della replies, "it's my birthday, I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been eaten out."

The man once again bends down, flips Della upside down, and gives Della's ginger minge to the most passionate tongue lashing, like if you were starving and eating a delicious roast beef poboy. She screams in the throes of orgasm. He flips Della right side up, sets her down, wipes his mouth, and she starts crying again.

"What is it [i]now!?"

Della sobs "it's my birthday, I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been fricked."


Well, the man knows what to do.

He bends down, sweeps sweet Della up in his arms,



And throws her off the pier into the ocean!

"You're fricked now Della!"

All the essential parts remain intact. wood.

She gets in the water her names gonna be Bob

It clearly would have to be at her place but hell, why not?

Initially I was like....WOOD.

But then I though...how can she clean herself and having second thoughts

Are those her knees or stumps? Look too smooth to be a stump. Man, she literally can do nothing. Imagine her having an inch like lower middle back.