re: Let us write a million selling country song

Times are hard for me and my little old life
They done took my job
They don’t took my dog
Lord why couldn’t they have just took my wife.

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Gag, name checks out.

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That was one of of Hank's biggest hits. Patsy Cline, Charley Pride versions are awesome also. Everyone's done it. I don't think you can get more "country standard" than the Lovesick Blues

my drunk girlfriend is a stripper
got a mangy old dog
took my truck out
because she can't start her car
wrecked that son-of-a-bitch
now I gotta bail her out of jail

I’ve had the shittiest week. These comments make me laugh. Thank you

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Let’s not and say we did


That would actually be a pretty good line for the hook

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It would at that. (Except for the fact that it might be hard to find things to rhyme with did).

You could to positive/fight for love:

We could throw in the towel
We could give up on Love
Let's not and say we did

Or you could go snarky/negative:

We could do this forever
Be each other's one and only
Let's not and say we did

Couldn't come up with any good rhymes, though.

She said someday I'd understand what love's all about..

I hate every bone in your body but mine.

If I could find that OT 2
and that Owlie that she found
I'd downvote the latest Oweo post
and hang with the poli clo-ooh-owns.

You talk about your dog
And you talk about your chicken

You talk about your wife
And how your life is

I lost my train of thought

my girlfriend is drunk and stripper
can't start her car because she's a tripper
took my truck out and wrecked it in a ditch
goddam I hate that...woman