Less than 4 hours until it’s time to Lower the Deck on your neighbor

Lots of lawn crews were out cutting yesterday because of the beautiful weather we had and low humidity. When everyone cuts that early in the week, the opportunity to Lower the Deck on your idiot neighbor gets a green light. In classic fashion, at 6 AM you LTD and drop the hammer on those morons. They’ll never see it coming.

And always, prior to your time to shine when we collectively LTD on these tards, we pray ladies


This is my mower. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My mower is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my mower is useless. Without my mower, I am useless. I must ride my mower true. I must cut truer than my neighbor who is trying to kill me. I must LTD on him before he lowers the deck on me. I will…

My mower and I know that what counts in war is not the rows we roll, the crack of our carb, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the cut that count. We will cut...

My mower is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its mulcher and its bagger. I will keep my mower clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God, I swear this creed. My mower and I are the defenders of my landscape. We are the masters of our HOA. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!



AMEN
(Pic of Hulklogan included, courtesy of the Puttadaforkdown thread**)


So, until 6 AM