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re: Leaving the seat cover up

Posted on 5/4/18 at 7:56 pm to
Posted by ArchiTiger
Member since Jan 2004
640 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 7:56 pm to
The lid is there for a reason...
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18887 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 8:15 pm to
She plopped down in a hurry without looking, and pissed your lid, didn't she?

Nasty.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18887 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 8:16 pm to
How else would you preserve an exceptionally massive donkey that you want to share with others?

Don't be prideful, though.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47653 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 8:17 pm to
I'm a firm believer in equality.

If I have to lift a seat to piss, so does she.
Posted by Tiger-Striped-Bass
The Bay Area
Member since Dec 2004
1266 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 8:53 pm to
Exactly. Men get such a hard time if they leave the seat up, I make it a point to always close the lid
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13222 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 8:59 pm to
Put the lid down, then drop a duece
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15876 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:06 pm to
Married my wife with three girls. Never ever put the seat down. Didn't take long for me to change. Now my wife says put the lid down after pooing. What's next, close the shower curtains too. My grandmother used to leave matches on the tank for the smellies.
Posted by Bread Orgeron
Baw Bakery
Member since Aug 2006
11848 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

So you can leave a nice scent bomb for the next user?


I had a roommate who would do this. It wasn't on purpose, he was just oblivious. He would take massive, disgusting dumps and then trap all that smell in there with the lid. I started peeing outside just to avoid having to lift the lid and have my face melted off every time.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8330 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:26 pm to
Toileting is trashy.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5163 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

tiny water droplets fly out if it's up


So, instead of said droplets flying out, they spray against the lid - then they go on your back when you drop a deuce?
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5836 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 12:21 am to

She's your mother-in-law so you must obey her wishes.

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98287 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 12:37 am to
I opened this thread without any expectations and was pleasantly surprised that it delivers.
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