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re: League City baristas offer new twist on coffee shops

Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:27 am to
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:27 am to
quote:

"We just want to bring something fresh new ideas to the coffee scene," said co-owner Juan Martinez.


Posted by BayouBengals18
Fort Worth
Member since Jan 2009
9843 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:28 am to
6 5 3 2 1 4 never
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:28 am to
quote:

4 5 3 1 2 6 and never


I agree with you on the far right, but I'm pretty sure #1 is a man. What a terrible crop of girls for this sort of business.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7222 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:29 am to
They're not selling coffee, baw.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39232 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:31 am to
So it's like Twin Peaks but with coffee
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:31 am to
quote:

"We just want to bring something fresh new ideas to the coffee scene," said co-owner Juan Martinez.


Turkish coffee house with people who know how to make legit Turkish coffee, and preferably clothed. You could even incorporate a hookah area into it.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18397 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:32 am to
Hot coffee and exposed skin. Sounds like a great plan
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11235 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:32 am to
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I bet those girls also work at Heartbreakers down the road in Dickinson.



That's probably where they held job interviews for this place.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18336 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:32 am to
BRB...going to get a shot of penicillin after looking at that picture

Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
175644 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:33 am to
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Oh great, the Hooters business model of a coffee shop. That should attract the finest of citizens.



There are a number of similar places in Seattle area

I'm thinking of opening one up when I get back to Corpus (a coffee shop that is, not necessarily one like this)
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13169 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:34 am to
This isn’t new, others have done this. Didn’t BR have one?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39232 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:35 am to
#1 will do the things you want her to do as a well as a few things you don't want her to do
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:36 am to
I'd open up a Carwash with the same concept. Instead of those rotating scrubbers that hit your windows it would be titties in terrycloth bikinis.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184528 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:36 am to
What a skanky bunch. Is that the B team?
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
7196 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:38 am to
In the group picture, I like the blonde on the far right. She would frick you silly. Guaranteed.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:39 am to
They have a few in Anchorage.

Drive through coffe shops are where the money Is at. Little investment, huge profits. There are always lines of cars waiting at those things when I drive by
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13169 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:40 am to
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:41 am to
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In the group picture, I like the blonde on the far right. She would frick you silly. Guaranteed.


I mean I'm sure she would.. but is it worth the AIDS?
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11575 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:49 am to
quote:

"...It’s kind of pathetic the creativity for new businesses have resorted to sexual exploitation just to earn a buck! #bringbackclass," said a feminist whose application to work there was turned down because she's unattractive.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30733 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 8:59 am to
I'll leave this one to my good man Cleveland Brown:

“Loretta, I came over here wanting to believe there was still a chance for us. But on the way I passed a lake, skipped a few rocks and had some black guy thinking time. Loretta, we leave certain parts of our lives in the past for a reason, what you and I, you-can-go-ahead-and-put-your-clothes-back-on.”

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