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Lawlessness Ending? America Running out of White Claw

Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:28 pm
What happens when "No Laws when drinking Claws" runs out?

Sorry for the aids CNN link


LINK

quote:

America is running out of White Claw hard seltzer


quote:

"We are working around the clock to increase supply given the rapid growth in consumer demand," Sanjiv Gajiwala, White Claw's senior vice president of marketing, told CNN Business. "White Claw has accelerated faster than anyone could have predicted."


That's an understatement.

quote:

White Claw has blown up recently, sparking memes and trend pieces. Sales of the drink grew 283% to $327.7 million in July compared to the same period last year. Its sales also accounted for nearly 55% of all hard seltzer sales for the week of July 4, a 200% increase since 2018's Fourth of July sale


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The fad isn't fading, either. Last month, Anheuser-Busch launched a new line of spiked seltzer under the Natural Light brand, an affordable product marketed to college-aged drinkers.


Naturdays won't be the same.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135030 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:32 pm to
How hard is it to mix grain alcohol and la croix?
This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 2:33 pm
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:33 pm to
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Natural Light brand


Money's Tight? Natty Light

As reliable as a horny ex girlfriend, and you feel about the same the next morning too.

Now your vomit can taste slightly like kool aid too!


This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 2:34 pm
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14919 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:34 pm to
You buy Truly's
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:37 pm to
No laws when you're drinkin claws baby
Posted by Vette
Member since Aug 2009
178 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:37 pm to
Exactly. La croix and a variable quantity of Tequila. Done. If you like fruit, I know how to do that too.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

No laws when you're drinkin claws baby


So do laws come back when they run out?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179898 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:39 pm to
country baws drink claws
Posted by CHiPs25
Member since Apr 2014
3129 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:40 pm to
Everyone get's drunk on white claw and then heads to popeyes.
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7081 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:41 pm to
Anybody seen 4 loco in a store?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85809 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Natural Light brand
oh hell yes. Let's go
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Everyone get's drunk on white claw and then heads to popeyes.


Real baws drink claws then head to Sonic
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179898 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:45 pm to
you know saturday night is lit when you hear "throw me another grapefruit"
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

you know saturday night is lit when you hear "throw me another grapefruit"


Variety pack is where it's at, broseph.


I am sort of amazed they essentially made Smirnoff ice and zima popular again by making it cheaper and selling it for more.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

America Running out of White Claw


Oh no. White girls will have to buy one of the hundred other versions of the same fricking thing.
Posted by theantiquetiger
Paid Premium Member Plus
Member since Feb 2005
20083 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:00 pm to
Give me Zima or give me death!
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10804 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 3:46 pm to
Ain't no Baws drinking dem Claws
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