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re: Lauren Boebert... MILF?

Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21145 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:23 pm to
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She was an "actress" that was hooking up with ted cruz and he introduced her to politics.



She was never an actress, and ol' Ted must be quite the pipe layer for all the women he's accused of having affairs with.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9313 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:24 pm to
MILF ? Yuppers
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113941 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:24 pm to
She is hot, but she is likely crazy. Her husband likes to pull his dick out. She does wear A LOT of makeup but still IWHI
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6928 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:25 pm to
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shes got a weird lookin arse


Having 4 kids can be hell on the body. She could probably get the dings knocked out of her fender.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113941 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:27 pm to
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She was never an actress, and ol' Ted must be quite the pipe layer for all the women he's accused of having affairs with.


I read that she was a sex worker that Ted Cruz favored and he got her to run for office. I doubt its true, but she has shared a few conspiracies herself so she set herself up for those type of rumors.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167221 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

but still IWHI


How?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113941 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:28 pm to
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How?


I could ask you the same. It seems like your big arse gut would get in the way.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29736 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:30 pm to
Definitely does butt stuff
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167221 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:30 pm to
Maybe but my D still works
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13877 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

shes got a weird lookin arse
look again, my friend.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113941 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:32 pm to
Why do you assume mine doesnt work? Are trying to get me to send you a picture of it? Its weird.
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:36 pm to
Working or not keep it away from the std trap
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11287 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 9:40 pm to
If she can’t win an election, she can still win my erection.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28326 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 11:06 pm to
She’s got a lot going on that’s for sure.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103604 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 11:26 pm to
She's hot. Seems like she enjoys wearing tight jeans and/or dresses, which is a plus.

Her tattoos are God-awful but she covers them up in most pics I've seen.
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1558 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 11:44 pm to
6 at best. Trashy and crazy as frick. Probably let you do butt stuff and then ask you to pray with her.

Yeah, but I wouldn’t bring her home.
Posted by The1TrueTiger
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Member since Apr 2009
1981 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 11:49 pm to
After a few drinks and no better options available, why not.
Posted by lanticguy
AK
Member since Nov 2014
403 posts
Posted on 11/9/22 at 11:59 pm to
Sir this is not a Wendy’s….
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58203 posts
Posted on 11/10/22 at 12:26 am to
quote:

Trashy and crazy as frick. Probably let you do butt stuff


quote:

6 at best


Clearly you don't have as much in common with the Confederate Railroad band as I
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12407 posts
Posted on 11/10/22 at 3:42 am to


Looks like Lacey Chabert, the pride of Purvis, MS.



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