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re: Latest conspiracy theory regarding cancer from my father -in-law

Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by weadjust
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:37 pm to
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Thank, man. He doesn’t have cancer


Sounds like he may be right
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:50 pm to
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Yes
Ugh….

Good luck!
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:01 pm to
So with super computers, billions of dollars for research how come cancer is not in our rear view mirror. Sounds like a lot of really smart people don’t know any more than your father in law.
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:17 pm to
Your wife must have big tits

Congrats
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:38 pm to
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So with super computers, billions of dollars for research how come cancer is not in our rear view mirror
The survival rates and cure rates have improved considerably over the decades. Cancer is not one thing to cure, there would have to be multiple cures.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:42 pm to
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billions of dollars for research


You think they actually want to stop that gravy train? They give the smallest results possible to try to make it seem worthwhile and then make the drugs unaffordable
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:48 pm to
I’m not sure what to believe at this point regarding cancer. But I do know that the United States donates to cancer research to the tune of $7,000,000,000/year. Also that the rest of the world matches that contribution combined. And not a single development that actually cures cancer. This has been going on for so long.
Posted by fightin tigers
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Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:51 pm to
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And not a single development that actually cures cancer


It amazes me people believe this

Cancer cures are rhe single most amazing things we have lived through. However people still die from cancer so some ignorant dolts think we have had zero advancement.
This post was edited on 2/7/26 at 9:53 pm
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:51 pm to
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I've got an aunt that believes she cured her colon cancer by cutting all carbs and sugar combined with drinking taheebo tea religiously. They found a tumor, she refused meds and started her regime. Tumor shrunk and went away. IDK


If she got away from stuff with preservatives that was probably the reason.

That shite literally kills us.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:53 pm to
List the cures then.
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:55 pm to
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some ignorant dolts think we have had zero advancement
Dolts also believe cancer is one disease with one cure out there either yet to be discovered or being witheld because of financial reasons.
Posted by fightin tigers
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:55 pm to
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List the cures then


Chemo
Gene therapy
Immune based therapy
Targeted drugs
Enzyme therapy


Holy shite you are really in the dark about all the advancements. I can Google specific drugs if that us what you want. There are hundreds or thousands.
This post was edited on 2/7/26 at 9:56 pm
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:56 pm to
This isn’t as crackpot of a theory as some of the others I hear.
My dad thinks radio signals causes cancer and the earth is flat.
Dude worked his arse off his whole life but obsesses way too much over stuff he never learned about until some retard on Facebook started sharing videos
Posted by fightin tigers
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:57 pm to
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Dolts also believe cancer is one disease with one cure out there either yet to be discovered or being witheld because of financial reasons.


No doubt. We can't even "cure" a common cold but people expect anticancercureall-zoid pills to be available over the counter because of research.
Posted by Fanatics
Member since Nov 2025
437 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:00 pm to
inflammation and metabolic syndrome are known to contribute to cancer. Compounds found in taheebo, lapachol and beta-lapachone, have shown the ability to inhibit various cancer via apoptosis in vitro. Perhaps it worked for her. One of the lucky few.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:04 pm to
Ok, so if someone is diagnosed with cancer they have absolutely nothing to worry about because these things you listed will cure the cancer with 100% certainty?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78424 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:06 pm to
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Ok, so if someone is diagnosed with cancer they have absolutely nothing to worry about because these things you listed will cure the cancer with 100% certainty?


Is that your hurdle? There is no cure for anything if your hurdle is 100%. People die from cat scratches.
Posted by Have A Downvote
Member since Jan 2026
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:07 pm to
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inflammation and metabolic syndrome are known to contribute to cancer. Compounds found in taheebo, lapachol and beta-lapachone, have shown the ability to inhibit various cancer via apoptosis in vitro. Perhaps it worked for her. One of the lucky few.
I wouldn't discount or dismiss any alternative treatment methods. If it works, it works.
This post was edited on 2/7/26 at 10:08 pm
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:13 pm to
Cured:

• The disease is resolved for good — the causative agent (e.g., bacteria, virus, parasite), abnormal cells (e.g., cancer), or dysfunctional mechanism is eradicated.
• There is no expectation of return of that particular disease episode.
• The person returns to a state of health without residual effects from that instance of illness (though they could potentially get a new unrelated case later, like a new bacterial infection).

Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1966 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:15 pm to
It’s the power lines, man. I’m telling you it’s the power lines. They’re like emitting electromagnetic microwave cancer rays that are like, totally invisible and get you when you sleep, man. And they force poor people and blacks to live under them. The government is using it as a secret weapon for population control, man. You need to wake up before it’s too late and they all get you!
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