Late Night Snack Thread - buncha lazy bastards

Motrin PM

My sleep problems are reaching a crescendo

quote:

---

sleep problems are reaching a crescendo

---

Nothing a dozen or so Benadryl can't handle.

Sitting in the library at the plantation home. Having to stand and hold my phone in a certain way to get a single bar so I can post/play on my phone

Jim beam and books from the 1800s

quote:

---

Viagra

---

One of the guys on the last shift got hold of some Chinese herbal dick pills about a month ago that someone else was bragging about.

He showed them to us, in a little red box with a picture of two orientals fricking on the outside and instructions in Chinese.

Turns out he could have used the instructions as the pills come tightly wrapped in individual plastic wrappers which he thought were like gel caps.

Took both of them and didn't do him a damn thing. He was bitching & griping until the other guy asked him "You did take them out of the wrapper?"

The expression on his face said it all, he didn't need to answer but he did anyway "What wrapper?"

"B___, you about the dumbest motherfricker I ever saw!"

100% true, passed through him just like corn I suppose. No king-kong-ding-dong whatsoever.

Coffee and pretzels

Guess nobody is gonna start the gmt