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re: Lady claims she diverted tornado to another neighborhood

Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Lady claims she diverted tornado to another neighborhood



Well, obviously the residents of the other neighborhood should hire the Texas Hammer and sue the shite out of her.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by Amazing Moves
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:21 pm to
Why didn't she slice and dice the tornado with your spirit sword?
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Why didn't she slice and dice the tornado with your spirit sword?


Didn't need to.....

LINK
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:23 pm to
I like his new "I got this" commercials.

Texas Hammer trying to relate..
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:25 pm to


Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:28 pm to
Tornado missed my home: "It's cause of my faith in GAWD the tornado missed our home. He is AMAZING"

Tornado hits my home: "Thank GAWD I'm not dead. I was spared for a reason"
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:29 pm to
That link is horse shite.


Did you ever think it might just dissipate? It kinda looked like it was already doing that. Speaking in tongues? What an idiot.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Did you ever think it might just dissipate? It kinda looked like it was already doing that. Speaking in tongues? What an idiot.


Might just dissipate at that precise moment in time? I don't think so. Speaking in tongues invokes powerful spiritual authority.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:34 pm to


This post was edited on 12/29/15 at 2:37 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

Speaking in tongues invokes powerful spiritual authority.



I thought it just invoked a field sobriety test.
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
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7959 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

I thought it just invoked a field sobriety test.


Nope, it invokes powerful spiritual authority.
Posted by Mullet Flap
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:37 pm to


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Nope, it invokes powerful spiritual authority.


Would that help with the field sobriety test?
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:39 pm to
It was already dissipating. The process.

What about all of those other people who were praying to Jesus that got crushed by that tornado. I guess they didn't speak the correct tongues.

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