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re: Lady claims she diverted tornado to another neighborhood
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:21 pm to tigerskin
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:21 pm to tigerskin
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Lady claims she diverted tornado to another neighborhood
Well, obviously the residents of the other neighborhood should hire the Texas Hammer and sue the shite out of her.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:21 pm to beejon
Why didn't she slice and dice the tornado with your spirit sword?
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:22 pm to Amazing Moves
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:23 pm to Charlie Arglist
I like his new "I got this" commercials.
Texas Hammer trying to relate..
Texas Hammer trying to relate..
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:28 pm to tigerskin
Tornado missed my home: "It's cause of my faith in GAWD the tornado missed our home. He is AMAZING"
Tornado hits my home: "Thank GAWD I'm not dead. I was spared for a reason"
Tornado hits my home: "Thank GAWD I'm not dead. I was spared for a reason"
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:29 pm to beejon
That link is horse shite.
Did you ever think it might just dissipate? It kinda looked like it was already doing that. Speaking in tongues? What an idiot.
Did you ever think it might just dissipate? It kinda looked like it was already doing that. Speaking in tongues? What an idiot.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:33 pm to Amazing Moves
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Did you ever think it might just dissipate? It kinda looked like it was already doing that. Speaking in tongues? What an idiot.
Might just dissipate at that precise moment in time? I don't think so. Speaking in tongues invokes powerful spiritual authority.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:34 pm to Green Chili Tiger
This post was edited on 12/29/15 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:35 pm to beejon
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Speaking in tongues invokes powerful spiritual authority.
I thought it just invoked a field sobriety test.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:36 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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I thought it just invoked a field sobriety test.
Nope, it invokes powerful spiritual authority.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:37 pm to beejon
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Nope, it invokes powerful spiritual authority.
Would that help with the field sobriety test?
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:39 pm to beejon
It was already dissipating. The process.
What about all of those other people who were praying to Jesus that got crushed by that tornado. I guess they didn't speak the correct tongues.
What about all of those other people who were praying to Jesus that got crushed by that tornado. I guess they didn't speak the correct tongues.
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