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Kohler no touch toilet
Posted on 9/6/15 at 8:11 am
Posted on 9/6/15 at 8:11 am
So I'm seeing these new commercials about the advantage of this no touch toilet, avoiding germs etc. You still have to wipe your arse right, touching the handle is the least of my worries. 
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 8:15 am
Posted on 9/6/15 at 8:13 am to Strannix
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So I'm seeing these new commercials about the advantage of this no touch toilet, avoiding germs etc. You still have to wipe your arse right, touching the handle is the least of my worries.
My arse doesn't have other people's piss and shite on it though
Posted on 9/6/15 at 8:18 am to Strannix
Typically I don't wipe my arse bare handed but who am I to judge?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 8:20 am to Strannix
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At your house?
My wife is Croatian, she can't be trusted
Posted on 9/6/15 at 8:50 am to Strannix
This is what pictures looks like:


This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 8:53 am
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:58 am to Strannix
So how do you flush it when the batteries die?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:00 am to Strannix
Does the toilet seat automatically lift up though? That's what I really need. If I didn't have to lift the seat I wouldn't need to wash my hands
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:00 am to BiggerBear
A bucket of water added into the bowl will do the trick if the downstream system is properly functional.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:02 am to Strannix
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You still have to wipe your arse
Speak for yourself.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:04 am to soccerfüt
Let's start the debate now: wipe from the front or back ?
I say the front, more efficient and practical
I say the front, more efficient and practical
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:08 am to lsufan112001
Every a-hole is different.
I'm a back-front man. I like the Doors version of "Back Door Man". Maybe it's subliminally related. I can't call it.
I'm a back-front man. I like the Doors version of "Back Door Man". Maybe it's subliminally related. I can't call it.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:10 am to Strannix
No experience with them myself but on a similar note a plumber friend of mine said he always tries to talk people out of the no touch faucets because they are problematic. He uninstalls about half the ones he installs because the owner calls back to say he was right.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:14 am to soccerfüt
Would rather just activate a lever.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:18 am to lsufan112001
A bigger dilemma when sitting on the throne - having a runny nose and a runny arse at the same time.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:39 am to Strannix
I fricked up and bought 2 new toilets not knowing what a low flow was. I hate these things. You have to flush them about 5 times. I'm trying to find some older toilets now.
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