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re: Know anyone who knocked up fat chick???

Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81668 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:08 pm to
Ask him about the girl he went on one date with
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:13 pm to
lol
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:18 pm to
Same here. I gave her $1000 to get an abortion and disappear. That was almost 17 years ago.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2576 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:23 pm to
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A buddy of mine, who occasionally drinks too much, had way too many and ended up going home from the bar with a whale. He did this in front of some other buddies , and he was pretty embarrassed. To make things a million times worse, she told him last week she is pregnant, and it is his.

Happened to my step brother. He checked into rehab immediately after the DNA test confirmed the child was his
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:28 pm to
Your step brother had to go to rehab for an addiction to fat girls?
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1978 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:28 pm to
My buddy used to crack this heavy seat lady back in college. He swears that he was taking her from behind once, honestly I don’t see any other way how to, and she turned around when and screamed at him in an exorcist style voice “you better not fricking cum yet”

I also walked in on them one Halloween night and he had her bent over the back of the couch. He gave me a thumbs up. She was still wearing a French maid outfit.


ETA: I always thought this girl had a pretty face. Well, she lost a good bit of weight over the last 10 yrs and is kinda hot now.
This post was edited on 3/20/19 at 9:30 pm
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1129 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:30 pm to
It was kinda funny and kinda sad when Walt said it. No one here believes you even got laid though, even by a fat chick.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45976 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:31 pm to
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Know anyone who knocked up fat chick???


You cannot knock up a fat chick if you do not have sex with fat chicks. Also like it says on page 111 of the Kama Sutra never let a fat chick be on top.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2576 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:31 pm to
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Your step brother had to go to rehab for an addiction to fat girls?

Yes. Along with cocaine and booze
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 9:33 pm to
Makes sense.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:32 pm to
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 He swears that he was taking her from behind once, honestly I don’t see any other way how to, and she turned around when and screamed at him in an exorcist style voice “you better not fricking cum yet”


That's visual af.

Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21576 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:39 pm to
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DNA test

This. She may be just picking the guy with the highest income that she laid with.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30562 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:17 am to
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was taking her from behind once, honestly I don’t see any other way how to, and she turned around when and screamed at him in an exorcist style voice “you better not fricking cum yet”


Oddly enough, I had a plumper say this to me too. They love them some dick.

Fat girls are great in the sack. Brings back some good memories.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38534 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:24 am to
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Yeah when I was like 17-18

I made her get an abortion

The kid would have a learners permit today

Time flies


Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53647 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:27 am to
When you get my age, that’s pretty much all there is that’s available.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20259 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:35 am to
Hooked up a few times with a chubby gal back in college. Always used protection.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21857 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 5:02 am to
I’m an old man now I guess (52) but this could have easily been me twenty five or so years ago. That been said if it was mine ( DNA test) I would own up
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70467 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 5:12 am to
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That’s why I cum on the tits




Best thing about a fat chick is their are at least three sets of tits to choose from
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