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re: Katy Perry about to be shot into space....

Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:38 am to
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:38 am to
Ive been following all of this since sputnik. I find this quite amusing.
Posted by DeepwaterGoMer
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:38 am to
I'd like to shoot into her space, the ol 10 second and blast off
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:40 am to
Boldly go where many men have gone before.
Posted by rob0710
LA
Member since Oct 2004
544 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:41 am to
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:thatsapenisgif:


Katy Perry knows a thing or two about riding on a penis.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:42 am to
She can ride on my rocket anytime.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:42 am to
Didn’t we do this in the 50’s?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:44 am to
One of them yelled “OH MY GODDESS!” when they reached space.
Posted by Honkus
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:46 am to
Posted by Cell of Awareness
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:46 am to
For comparison purposes...

The Blue Origin New Shepard launch vehicle has a length of 63 ft, a diameter of 12 ft and a launch mass of 165,000 lb..

SpaceX has successfully landed Falcon 9 boosters 416 times. The Falzon 9 is over 200 foot long and a launch mass of 1,210,000 lb.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:47 am to
quote:

One of them yelled “OH MY GODDESS!” when they reached space.



Heard this as well.

All that screaming on the way back and i'd be looking for the hatch to get out.
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:47 am to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:48 am to
Kamala is President now
Posted by Rex Feral
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:51 am to
The jokes just write themselves
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
15947 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:51 am to
They’re acting like they just returned from Mars.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:51 am to
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All that screaming on the way back and i'd be looking for the hatch to get out.


And now they’re “astronauts”

Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:55 am to
This is less impressive than the first American space flight in history when Alan Shepard went to space for only 15 minutes in 1961. 64 years later and this is all they’ve got.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
15947 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:56 am to
Looks like he opened that flimsy little hatch with a giant skeleton key.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:56 am to
Isn't it self flying?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:56 am to
Kissing the ground for this is so cringe, but this whole "mission" is cringe so I guess it's on brand.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:58 am to
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Isn't it self flying?


Yes. The passengers inside the rocket are just that, passengers. They do nothing on the rocket other than sit there. Saying they’re astronauts is like saying someone is a pilot because they rode in coach on a Sprit Airlines flight one time.
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 8:59 am
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