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re: Kangaroo vs Chimpanzee: Who wins?

Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:33 am to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:33 am to
If they're locked in a cage and neither can escape?

Chimpanzee.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16974 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:34 am to
Chimp. Remember that one ripped that woman's skin off her face?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23225 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:39 am to
I'd put my money on the roo. I came face to face with a big red roo once and thought it was going to kick my arse. Those friggin' talons are no joke, and if the get a good kick on you from their hind legs, it will knock you the frick out.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84588 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:41 am to
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A chimp easily. I'd take some heavy weight boxers over a kangaroo.

Yeah, and I'm not sure any unarmed man on earth could handle a chimp.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:47 am to
Kangaroo wins by a field goal
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17085 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:14 am to
Probably a pretty even fight.

How about a 3 way adding a silverback.

Silverback kills the chimp and uses its body to beat the roo to death.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84588 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:22 am to
I feel like the silverback would rape one of them at some point. Which one though?
Posted by FLAK88
Gonzales La.
Member since Jan 2015
494 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:13 am to
chimp..hands down
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8605 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:13 am to
IDK but that shite would be a million times more entertaining than Mayweather v. McGregor
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:20 am to
The roos are famous for unzipping the guts of unwary victims...

How do you coach a chimp to guard the guts?

I don't think it's as easy as some are making it out...

I think chimp still wins 5.5/10 times
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127346 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:27 am to
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do you even lift bro
Baw is using some serious supplements
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21829 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 3:33 pm to
Chimp be real strawnk and dose teef rip up dat Roo flesh!
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37631 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 4:02 pm to
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I feel like the silverback would rape one of them at some point. Which one though?



Definitely the Roo for the story if nothing else.

A silverback raping a chimp is just Tuesday night.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 4:07 pm to
A chimp would kill that damn kangaroo. Travis the Chimp ripped a police car's door off the hinge and put its fist through the windshield.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 6:03 pm to
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