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Just want to give props to Bill Maher and his opening monologue: Two damn good jokes
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:24 am
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:24 am
Unlike other late night hosts, he actually had two jokes so far that were funny.
"What a year. Started with the flu, ended with a coup."
And
"This has been the most drawn out transition since Caitlyn Jenner."
And now a third:
"But don't think that just because the President is going through all this, he hasn't stopped Presidenting. On Wednesday he went to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. And accused him of voting illegally."
"What a year. Started with the flu, ended with a coup."
And
"This has been the most drawn out transition since Caitlyn Jenner."
And now a third:
"But don't think that just because the President is going through all this, he hasn't stopped Presidenting. On Wednesday he went to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. And accused him of voting illegally."
This post was edited on 11/14/20 at 1:32 am
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Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:25 am to magildachunks
I'm sure he will smile when he reads this
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:27 am to GEAUXmedic
quote:
GEAUXmedic
You're better than the melt you've been on lately.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:30 am to magildachunks
Trump got the full 2020 experience
Caught covid, lost his job, got evicted
Funny to me
Caught covid, lost his job, got evicted
Funny to me
This post was edited on 11/14/20 at 1:31 am
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:32 am to Peter167
quote:
Trump got the full 2020 experience
Caught covid, lost his job, got evicted
Funny to me
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:35 am to magildachunks
It’s sucks that he has to keep up his appearances.
You’d think a politically incorrect president who lowered taxes and actually took a stand to religious Islamist extremists would be everything he ever wanted.
But at the end of the day, bashing OMB is more important than principles and reality.
You’d think a politically incorrect president who lowered taxes and actually took a stand to religious Islamist extremists would be everything he ever wanted.
But at the end of the day, bashing OMB is more important than principles and reality.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:37 am to Loungefly85
quote:
But at the end of the day, bashing OMB is more important than principles and reality.
Or he's poking fun at the absurdity of the last week.
He makes fun of both sides.
It's okay to laugh at yourself and your heroes every once in a while. Keeps you grounded in reality.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:42 am to magildachunks
Bill Maher is a has-been pompous a-hole who was never even funny in the first place.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:45 am to Peter167
quote:So hilarious that a lot of people are going to lose their businesses, jobs, homes and struggle financially because of bullshite and unnecessary liberal shutdowns and welfare policies.
Funny to me
Some people are completely selfish and complete oxygen thieves.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:48 am to magildachunks
Only people that find that arse clown funny is a bunch of libatards like the few we have in this thread. His show is a joke just like this thread and the OP.
This post was edited on 11/14/20 at 2:14 am
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:48 am to magildachunks
quote:
He makes fun of both sides.
Let’s be real..
He “pokes fun at both sides”, but at the end of the day he wanted the economy to crash so OMB loses.
Again, he claims to be “politically incorrect” and a “libertarian” yet he undermined the closest thing to his ideals in favor of the party of virtue signaling socialists.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 1:55 am to whodat24
quote:
Bill Maher
Paid liberal. He doesnt give a shite about anything except himself.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 2:08 am to magildachunks
I guarantee Maher's Amen Corner audience didn't laugh, but just applauded like barking seals
Posted on 11/14/20 at 2:25 am to magildachunks
Aren’t you busy shutting down the bar, washing glasses, wiping down tables to make these type of shite posts?
Posted on 11/14/20 at 2:58 am to SEClint
Maher and Trump hate each other. It is very personal. Maher has been going after him for years, way before the election..
Posted on 11/14/20 at 4:57 am to brmark70816
quote:
Maher and Trump hate each other. It is very personal. Maher has been going after him for years, way before the election..
That is one of the primary reasons I like Trump - the people who hate him, he must be doing something right.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 4:57 am to magildachunks
Posted on 11/14/20 at 6:06 am to brmark70816
quote:
Maher and Trump hate each other. It is very personal. Maher has been going after him for years, way before the election..
Trump tried to sue him and lost because Bill called him an orangutan. This was before his run for president.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 6:29 am to magildachunks
Maher is a bleeding heart liberal sack o’ shite who’s a puppet of all the big money liberal globalist pricks like Soros, Gates and several others. Whenever I’m flipping channels and I see his arse on TV, I can’t change the channel fast enough.
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