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Just shake my phucking hand

Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:23 pm
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:23 pm
I’m tired of extending my hand for a handshake only to be met with someone balling their fist to fist bump.

Covid is over, and we’re not snowboarders. Shake my fricking hand like we’re adults

Thanks
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:23 pm to

+1
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10037 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:24 pm to
You probably seem like a dirty bro that touches buttholes without washing.
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11267 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:24 pm to
Whaddup Dawg might be sending the wrong energy into the room
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4134 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:24 pm to
I only fist bump people who look dirty
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19222 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:25 pm to
subtle brag ; I got hands
Posted by Eat Your Crow
caught beneath the landslide
Member since May 2017
9190 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:26 pm to
I need to take this approach. I get caught putting the fist bump out there just because I assume that might be what the other person does.
Posted by DontThreadOnMe
Member since Jul 2022
364 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:26 pm to
OK, but in my culture we bump peeps after a handshake so groin up.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9421 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:27 pm to
Grab their fist and shake it
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

You probably seem like a dirty bro that touches buttholes without washing.


I’m not an Iowan

Sorry
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15474 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:28 pm to
I immediately wash my hands if a client reaches out for a shake
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:28 pm to
I make sure that my disappointment is obvious when someone refuses to shake my hand
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5147 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

my phucking hand


Quit touching yourself.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7334 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

You probably seem like a dirty bro that touches buttholes without washing.


Possible. I only fist pumped my ex-redneck/chain smoking BIL
during Holidays, because he smelled like a smoke stack and hands looked yellow.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
2862 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:30 pm to
Weird, you seem like the kinda person who enjoys a good fisting
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
2981 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Just shake my phucking hand



Yep. Ready for normalcy to return. Unless you are actively sick, shake my hand.

And if you are actively sick - stay home and get rest.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9796 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

like we’re adults
quote:

phucking hand
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:33 pm to
I would’ve said fricking if it let me in the title
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13300 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

fist to fist bump


I hate that shite.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150565 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

I’m tired of extending my hand for a handshake only to be met with someone balling their fist to fist bump.

Covid is over, and we’re not snowboarders. Shake my fricking hand like we’re adults


I'm on your side of this, for sure.
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