Just saw a guy with an orange for a head in tigerland

I frequent tigerland but had never seen anything like what I just witnessed.

I went in to Reggie's and the place was going crazy. All the girls were dancing around this one guy and he was buying shots for everyone in there, round after round, tipping the bartenders a hundred every time. But that wasn't the craziest thing about him, he had an orange for a head!

After about thirty minutes he tells everyone he needs to take a break and goes outside. I walk out to try to talk to him. As I approach him he tells me, "Lemme guess, you're wondering why I have an orange for a head?" and of course that's what I'm most curious about, and I also ask how he gets all the ladies interested in him with an orange for a head and where he got all of that money from.

He explains to me, "I was walking through campus late one night when I found a lamp resting at the top of the indian mounds. I went up and dusted it off when all of a sudden a genie popped out! He offered me three wishes for freeing him. For my first wish, I asked for wealth beyond what anyone can imagine. Now I can spend and spend and never see a dent in my bank account. For my second wish, I asked to be irresistible to every woman who laid eyes on me."

Getting more curious every second, I asked "And what about the third wish?"





And the guy tells me "That's the part where I fricked up. I asked to have an orange for a head."