re: Just had some spam caller from India tell me to go F**k myself

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Reminds me of the thread with the mexican cartel threatening to knock the OP off if he didn't comply with sending payment.

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I had the same thing. They sent me a picture of my house from google maps like I was supposed to be scared. It was a picture from like ten years ago and they were calling from New York supposedly on their way to kill me. I don’t think he realized how long a drive that would be lol

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Any other good suggestions on how to mess with spam callers?

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Have a sound bar like Trump, Biden, or Herbert the Pervert, Family guy etc... on standby always in an open window ready to go lol.



You can also use these words on them:

Bhadwa = Pimp
Bhosdike = Son of a prostitute
Chutiya = fricker
MC & BC = M'fricker and Sister fricker respectively
Gandu = A man who goes around and lets others frick him in his arse.
Randi = Prostitute
Napoonsak (slang) = Guy without a dick or someone who's impotent. In Hindi, Napoonsak is usually someone who doesn't identify as a man or a woman.
Behn ke laude = You're your sister's dick.

Practice saying it before you use it so it sounds like you have a Hindi friend or something. Normally, at 1st they laugh but if you keep hitting them with mixed English and Hindi insults they get mad AF. After they hang up they will get their buddies to harass you so if you engage be prepared to either curse them all out or send them straight to VM.

Also, if you're going to do that make sure your VM does not include your name and Google your phone number. If they are really pissed they will try and harass you with personal info that find online by doxxing your phone number.

I frick with them if I'm not super busy.

This reminds me of a story about my dad. He got one of those IRS threat call messages and called them back.

Evidently he caught wind of the scam and began asking the scammer questions. I think the scammer realized the gig was up and went straight to threats like having the house raided in less than 15 minutes. The call further detriorated and eventually the scammer said "I am screwing your wife". My dad immediately demanded he show up with the cops so my dad could beat his arse.

My dad called me all pumped up and bothered by it. I had to cool the old dude down. He was hot. I miss the old man. He passed on June 2. Good memories.

I get calls from Medicare spammers. I push the buttons to get through to them,tell them I’m 69 years old, and they start the pitch. When they start asking for info, I’ll just cut them off and ask them something like “you people still wipe your arse with your bare hands over there?”

After the shock of what they just heard they get pissed.

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I love fricking with them. Listening to them get pissed off and start cussing is simply hilarious

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A couple of weeks ago I was giving one incorrect credit card info and frustrating him to no end, he ended up yelling "you frickmother!!" before hanging up

This guy trolls the curry crooks pretty well:

Do not redeem!!!!

You've earned yourself a beer.

And there is at least one Indian spam call center poster on the OT. He downvoted your post.