Just had a drunk Mexican knock on my door and ask for cerveza

That is their way of asking to be friends. You are in my man.

No

Give it to him. Your lawn and roof will be wrecked, if you don´t.

Can they still put tree stumps back where they used to be?

You do have a second amendment don't you?

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You have to placate your lawn crew.

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RA'd for racism.

just throw the man a corona light you gringo

I hope you have a rape whistle.

Did you give him one?

Send him to the Food and Drink Board. They start drinking when they wake up and stop when they pass out. He would fit right in.

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I hope you have a rape whistle.

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All you have to do is blow a whistle to get raped? Kids have it too easy these days. When I was young, I had to dress all slutty and walk in a bad neighborhood late at night to get raped. Damn spoiled millennials

Sounds like a Friday night when I was growing up in San Antone.