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re: Just got a job as a bouncer at a local dive bar
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:28 am to Mr Personality
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:28 am to Mr Personality
Wanna get some training in at the local sonic? Lets go baw
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Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:30 am to Mr Personality
You're a fricking tool.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:03 am to jbgleason
Yeah? Well, what if he calls my momma a whore??
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:21 am to Mr Personality
Get pics with drunk hotties and post them here.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:48 am to Mr Personality
Do you go home and jack off to Roadhouse?
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:52 am to Mr Personality
Congrats. What's the pay like?
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:53 am to tiger114
quote:
Yeah? Well, what if he calls my momma a whore??
Is she?
Posted on 9/5/19 at 5:55 am to Mr Personality
Mrs. Purse is more like it. The repper skratcher would give you a beating much worse than your elementary school tummy aches you lil cricket poon.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 6:18 am to Mr Personality
Old Bob just called you a cricket pussy and you ain’t do shite! Good luck being a bouncer!
Posted on 9/5/19 at 6:24 am to BigJake
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BigJake
"I thought you was dead."
Posted on 9/5/19 at 6:24 am to Mr Personality
Good troll
Posted on 9/5/19 at 6:28 am to Mr Personality
Reggies ?
Posted on 9/5/19 at 6:33 am to Mr Personality
Well congratulations.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 6:37 am to Mr Personality
Probably checking wrist stamps at the local Chuck E. Cheese.
Free all-he-can-drink Mr. PIBB is his fringe benefit.
Free all-he-can-drink Mr. PIBB is his fringe benefit.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 7:03 am to Booyow
Thought you'd be bigger.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 7:10 am to LCA131
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated!
Posted on 9/5/19 at 7:13 am to BigJake
quote:
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated!
Proper response (from the movie) is, "Not hardly"...
Posted on 9/5/19 at 7:27 am to Mr Personality
If you're getting drunk while bouncing, you'll end up being the one getting bounced. 
Pro tip: bring Visine (because there will be nights where the smoke is so think you could cut it) and gum or mints (for your breath when hitting on the women).
Pro tip: bring Visine (because there will be nights where the smoke is so think you could cut it) and gum or mints (for your breath when hitting on the women).
Posted on 9/5/19 at 7:28 am to Mr Personality
really going places in life huh?
Posted on 9/5/19 at 7:30 am to Mr Personality
Dive bar... bouncers. Doesn’t compute. Also I am a huge bar fly. I don’t hang out in places where they necessitate bouncers.
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