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re: Joke thread: what are your best ones?
Posted on 11/15/14 at 7:14 am to PaulBurbank007
Posted on 11/15/14 at 7:14 am to PaulBurbank007
A black guy, a rapist, and a basketball player walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "What's up Kobe?"
Bartender says, "What's up Kobe?"
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Posted on 11/15/14 at 7:22 am to absolute692
Posted on 11/15/14 at 7:36 am to Michael J Cocks
A black Muslim and a white Protestant walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you to drink Mr. President"?
Posted on 11/15/14 at 8:36 am to dante
Boudreaux and Thibadeaux are out duck hunting frosty morning when all of a sudden Boudreaux cries out, drops his gun, his eyes roll back in his head, and he falls over, still.
Thibadeaux pulls out his phone and calls 911, describes what has happened, and the operator says "Okay, first we need you to check some things. We need to make sure he's dead."
Over the phone she hears Footsteps, then a loud BLAM!
Thibadeaux puts the phone back to his ear and says, "Okay. Now what?"
Thibadeaux pulls out his phone and calls 911, describes what has happened, and the operator says "Okay, first we need you to check some things. We need to make sure he's dead."
Over the phone she hears Footsteps, then a loud BLAM!
Thibadeaux puts the phone back to his ear and says, "Okay. Now what?"
This post was edited on 11/15/14 at 8:37 am
Posted on 11/15/14 at 10:04 am to deltaland
S/B, No I drive Ringcon!
Posted on 11/15/14 at 11:31 am to Rawdawgs
Three queers are sitting in a hot tub. All the sudden one of them spots semen floating on the water and immediately said, "Alright! Who farted?"
Posted on 11/15/14 at 12:13 pm to fr33manator
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you looketh tired.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you looketh tired.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
Posted on 11/15/14 at 12:37 pm to fr33manator
What's the difference between a pack of midgets and a woman's track team?
Ones a group of cunning runts...
Ones a group of cunning runts...
Posted on 11/15/14 at 2:39 pm to Red Stick Tigress
Is that where you get the re-entry passes?
Posted on 11/15/14 at 6:03 pm to Afreaux Mayne
That joke was on the second page. Try again.
Posted on 11/15/14 at 8:23 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 11/15/14 at 8:24 pm to fr33manator
LSU football
that's the joke
that's the joke
Posted on 11/15/14 at 10:35 pm to MasCervezas
quote:
Whats better than sex with a 12 yr old Vietnamese boy?
After a BS "joke" like that, I'm glad MS State got their butts kicked tonight you sick frick!!!!!!
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:27 am to craw
What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?
A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods.
A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 1:59 am to fr33manator
After running a full battery of tests, a doctor sits down for a consultation with a very ill patient.
The doctor says "I'll cut right to the chase, I have some terrible news, you only have three months to live."
The patient, clearly saddened to hear this replies, "Well I was prepared for bad news and I fear I have some bad news of my own. The bills for all those tests you ran arrived in the mail and I don't have enough money to pay them right now."
The doctor thinks about this and says "Well I suppose I could give you another month if that would help."
The doctor says "I'll cut right to the chase, I have some terrible news, you only have three months to live."
The patient, clearly saddened to hear this replies, "Well I was prepared for bad news and I fear I have some bad news of my own. The bills for all those tests you ran arrived in the mail and I don't have enough money to pay them right now."
The doctor thinks about this and says "Well I suppose I could give you another month if that would help."
This post was edited on 11/16/14 at 2:04 am
Posted on 11/16/14 at 2:01 am to OnCampusTiger
Posted on 11/16/14 at 2:43 am to RebelOP
I've been told it's easy to get banned in these threads... So I'll just say the punch lines...
"Floaties with it's baby popped..."
"Cause of the Mace..."
"Cause we killed the only one with a Dream..."
"Depends on if you use a blender or not..."
"An astronaut, you fricking racist..."
And... "what?, did you think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?"
"Floaties with it's baby popped..."
"Cause of the Mace..."
"Cause we killed the only one with a Dream..."
"Depends on if you use a blender or not..."
"An astronaut, you fricking racist..."
And... "what?, did you think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?"
Posted on 11/16/14 at 2:47 am to NATidefan
quote:
So I'll just say the punch lines...
so the guy says, "Rectum? Damn near killed em."
Posted on 11/16/14 at 2:59 am to reverendotis
I hear Uranus is nice this time of year.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 8:54 am to NATidefan
My cousin was born with no eyelids. They found a surgeon that fixed his problem by grafting foreskins over his eyes. HE's fine now, just a little cockeyed
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