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Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:36 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18551 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:36 pm
There was a Greek man and an Italian man suiting at a cafe arguing whose past was more revered.

“The Greeks birthed democracy,” said the Greek.
“We perfected the republic,” argued the Italian.
“We gave the world science and philosophy,” said the Greek.
“We gave the world engineering and great public works,” said the Italian.
“We taught the art of love,” said the Greek finally.
“And we taught it to women,” said the Italian.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3680 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:37 pm to
Too racist for me.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98126 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:37 pm to
The ancient Romans had a pretty bad case of the ghey themselves.
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
970 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:37 pm to
You were right.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21363 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:38 pm to
Coke taught the world to sing.















In perfect harmony.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67856 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18551 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:38 pm to
At least I’m trying.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:39 pm to
This joke is pretty gay.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18551 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:40 pm to
But is it funny? I think so in a witty way.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7310 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:40 pm to
Ghost World scene at the Sidewinder:

Store owner - "We Greeks invented democracy."

Doug - "You also invented homos."
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21363 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! Pawns jump Queen! Gangbang! Come on jump the Queen!
This post was edited on 1/22/19 at 6:52 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:13 pm to
You know how to kill 1000 flies?

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a skillet.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63848 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:16 pm to
Not bad.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63848 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:16 pm to
That's horrible.


Upvoted.
This post was edited on 1/22/19 at 7:17 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56150 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:23 pm to
The Greeks are a lot like GA Bulldog fans.

They rarely move away because they can’t stand leaving their brother’s behind.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72590 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

They rarely move away because they can’t stand leaving their brother’s behind.


But IF THEY DO move away, it's because they don't like the way they're being reared.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56150 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:33 pm to

Good to see your meds have started working.
Solid job.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:37 pm to
Tampon is Greek for Ab Zor Ba Da Leek.

Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20013 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 8:32 pm to
Re: Greek establishments. Always enter bent over and walk in backwards.
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