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Joel Osteen Inspirational Cube! Do you want to be inspired?!
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:24 am
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:24 am
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Scruffy can’t tell you how hard it was to get through life before finding this cube.
Hearing the sweet, sweet words of Joel with a cup of joe every morning really gets the engine going.
Are you sad when you wake up? You won’t be if you have a cube that inspires you!
And only $40!
That is only $.10 per inspiration!
You can’t find that anywhere else!
Joel Osteen.com
On a serious note, holy shite.
That commercial is glorious.
Would have made an amazing gag (in more ways than one) gift for Christmas.
Scruffy can’t tell you how hard it was to get through life before finding this cube.
Hearing the sweet, sweet words of Joel with a cup of joe every morning really gets the engine going.
Are you sad when you wake up? You won’t be if you have a cube that inspires you!
quote:400 audio messages!
The portable Inspiration Cube gives you over 400 encouraging audio messages, personally selected by Pastor Joel! This audio device doubles as a Bluetooth speaker with high-quality sound and optional headphone port.
And only $40!
That is only $.10 per inspiration!
You can’t find that anywhere else!
Joel Osteen.com
On a serious note, holy shite.
That commercial is glorious.
Would have made an amazing gag (in more ways than one) gift for Christmas.
This post was edited on 12/29/20 at 9:26 am
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Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:25 am to Scruffy
There is big money in telling folks what they want to hear. When are we going to start treating churches like the businesses that they are?
It would if the money wasn't going to Joel. I'd give 5 bucks to buy it elsewhere.
Gosh dangit he is in my ads now.
quote:
Would have made an amazing gag (in more ways than one) gift for Christmas.
It would if the money wasn't going to Joel. I'd give 5 bucks to buy it elsewhere.
Gosh dangit he is in my ads now.
This post was edited on 12/29/20 at 9:43 am
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:27 am to Scruffy
quote:
Do you want to be inspired?!
No
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:28 am to GreenRockTiger
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:28 am to Scruffy
I don't hate too many people, but dude I straight up hate Joel Osteen
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:29 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:Find solace in knowing that Joel will be praying for you tonight.
No
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:30 am to Scruffy
If you go to a church and don’t know your own minister, then spoiler alert, you don’t go to a church. If you have to go through bodyguards and credit check to shake your minister’s hands, then you don’t go to a church. This fricking con artist is unbelievable to me.
This post was edited on 12/29/20 at 9:35 am
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:30 am to OMLandshark
I think all of you are missing the pure comedic joy that is the Joel Osteen inspirational cube.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:31 am to Scruffy
quote:
I think all of you are missing the pure comedic joy that is the Joel Osteen inspirational cube.
Oh, it’s ridiculous. Just wanted to get my thoughts about Joel Osteen and these other mega churches.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:31 am to Loup
quote:
There is big money in telling folks what they want to hear. When are we going to start treating churches like the businesses that they are?
For people like Osteen yeah I agree, but 99.99% of churches (or other religious institutions, not necessarily Christian ones) aren’t like that. And why the desire to treat them like businesses, just to get more tax dollars or is there some other reason?
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:33 am to Scruffy
Where can I get one?
Edt: Is Joel even human anymore?
Edt: Is Joel even human anymore?
This post was edited on 12/29/20 at 9:36 am
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:35 am to Scruffy
quote:
Inspirational Cube
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:36 am to Scruffy
I’m bad at math.
What’s $2000 divided by 40?
What’s $2000 divided by 40?
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:36 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
For people like Osteen yeah I agree, but 99.99% of churches (or other religious institutions, not necessarily Christian ones) aren’t like that.
It’s way lower than 99.99%. I’ll be generous and say it’s 80%. Lots of religious con artists out there.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:38 am to Loup
quote:
There is big money in telling folks what they want to hear. When are we going to start treating churches like the businesses that they are?
Well, what he does has nothing to do with the bible. And his church is not biblical. He's a snake oil salesman posing as a pastor. I agree, he should be treated as you suggest. But real, legitimate, biblical churches should not.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:38 am to Scruffy
that's a lizard right there...
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:38 am to OMLandshark
Even so why the desire to treat them like businesses?
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:39 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
For people like Osteen yeah I agree, but 99.99% of churches (or other religious institutions, not necessarily Christian ones) aren’t like that. And why the desire to treat them like businesses, just to get more tax dollars or is there some other reason?
I'm the taxation is theft type and believe that taxes should be less but I see no reason that religions should get exemptions.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:40 am to Scruffy
I can clean my Joel Osteen cube with my Robert Tilton prayer cloth.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:41 am to Geauxboy
quote:
But real, legitimate, biblical churches should not.
Why not?
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