re: Job application wants a "contributions to diversity statement"

"The modern-day purview of diversity represents little more than a false dichotomy of mankind in which the arbitrary and superficial physical characteristics of an individual or group supersede the ideals, values, and behaviors thereof, and serves to uphold an anachronistic notion that has long been abdicated by the mid-20th century civil rights movement."


Give them gobblygook

quote:

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"I don't use the n-word in front of my black friends."

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Well done

That was me with the Cali job, said I didn't have enough experience.

I wish I didn't have to write this crap, it's all lies anyhow. I think I will just give them two pages of nonsense with big words like someone suggested.

Dude all of these kinds of statements, like teaching philosophies, are mostly nonsense. Just google how to write it.

"I light scented candles in the room so the minority students don't have to be so ashamed of the way they smell"



this cannot be serious, can it?

"I wish I didn't have to write this crap, it's all lies anyhow"

There you go. Write that.

"I enjoy Indian food, but not with pepper spray, because I don't like it that spicy. I also have been known to mingle in social settings with peers of darker skin, and the vernacular I gained from these interactions will be valuable in the classroom when interacting with students of all backgrounds. I prefer to separate the lights and darks when I do my laundry, but sometimes when I'm in a hurry I just throw them all in together and see what happens."

Prayers Sent.

Seriously...what kind of liberal BS is this?

Just write that you are appalled that they are racist enough to ask this of a minority. Doesn't matter if you are white as snow. Just imply that you are a minority. They will hire you as Chancellor just to avoid the potential for a diversity claim lawsuit.

just say you will pass minorities