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Jewish News: New medical records show that Hitler had a micro-veiner

Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:09 pm
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Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie discuss uncovered medical records which show that Hitler had a micropenis.

This report comes just month after a medical document showing that Adolf Hitler only had one testicle was reported in German media, suggesting there is some truth to a popular British song that says the dictator had "only got one ball."

A medical record from the time when Hitler was put in prison after the failed Munich beer hall putsch in 1923 shows he suffered from "right-side cryptorchidism" - a condition where a testicle fails to descend into the scrotum - media reports said.



LINK from Jerusalem Post

sorry if it messes with work filters, but I thought it interesting, but given the source, I'm not sure if it's fabricated.
Posted by tke857
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:11 pm to
das fuhrer had a klein-peter
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 1:14 pm
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

suffered from "right-side cryptorchidism" - a condition where a testicle fails to descend into the scrotum



=/= micropenis
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:14 pm to
I guess he was part Jewish then...
Posted by The Sad Banana
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:15 pm to
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veiner
I loled.
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

suffered from "right-side cryptorchidism" - a condition where a testicle fails to descend into the scrotum



=/= micropenis


I believe it was that the first one showed that issue( 1 month ago), but a follow up went into further detail. I don't know for sure.
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:16 pm to
Possibly kept him from having kids

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An autopsy carried out on Hitler’s corpse also found that one testicle was completely missing – but it was recorded that the left testicle was absent.

The records of the examination were believed lost, but were discovered at an auction in 2010 and have only now been properly studied.

For decades it was alleged that Hitler had lost a testicle at the battle of the Somme during the First World War.

The song “Hitler has only got one ball” is believed to have been written by the British Council as they created anti-Nazi propaganda.


Hitler's Only Got One Ball
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 1:20 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:18 pm to
This is like the opposite of Jewish news.
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:19 pm to
I love how they come out with these lies to try to make him seem like a chump
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:22 pm to
Are you pro hitler or something?
Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:23 pm to
i never pegged you has pro-Hitler lsu480
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:24 pm to
There are a lot of “chumps” that became extremely successful leaders.

Napoleon, Patton (had the voice pitch of a neutered mouse and came from extreme wealth), Hitler, etc.
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:24 pm to
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I love how they come out with these lies to try to make him seem like a chump
This. This is nothing but another chance to make him seem like less of a man by attempting to give a reason for his mindset. Cryptorchidism, Scruffy wouldn't be surprised. That isn't very uncommon.

A micro-penis? Scruffy is calling bullshite on this one.

The man used emotional rhetoric and political willpower to sway an entire nation and led to massively heinous actions.

These attacks aren't needed to denigrate his character. There is plenty of non-tabloid fodder available already.
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 1:30 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:28 pm to
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A micro-penis? Scruffy is calling bullshite on this one.



My wife is a clinical supervisor at a Urology Clinic and she has told me this is far more common than anyone would ever believe.

Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:31 pm to
Germans.

(Austrians too)

Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:31 pm to
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My wife is a clinical supervisor at a Urology Clinic and she has told me this is far more common than anyone would ever believe.

It occurs in about .6% of males. That isn't uncommon in the grand scheme, but Scruffy doubts that Hitler suffered from micro-penis.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:33 pm to
Haha Jews got massacred by a guy with a micro-penis... bunch of pussies.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:34 pm to
Maybe Hitler didn't, but at that rate there are 10 million dudes in the US alone that have a micropenis

That is hilarious to think about
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:35 pm to
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Haha Jews got massacred by a guy with a micro-penis... bunch of pussies.

If Scruffy were Jewish, he would probably find that more insulting.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:37 pm to
I think it's closer to 1.9 million
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