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re: Jewish News: New medical records show that Hitler had a micro-veiner
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:40 pm to terd ferguson
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:40 pm to terd ferguson
those damn decimals... 
Still, 2 million bros out there with micropenises...I bet I can guess a few.
Still, 2 million bros out there with micropenises...I bet I can guess a few.
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:40 pm to wildtigercat93
It has nothing to do with that it is just ridiculous that 70 years after someone is dead people are studying if they had a micropenis or not. I mean what if he had a giant cock, would they report that?
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:41 pm to lsu480
quote:Exactly.
It has nothing to do with that it is just ridiculous that 70 years after someone is dead people are studying if they had a micropenis or not. I mean what if he had a giant cock, would they report that?
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:41 pm to lsu480
480 going to bat for Hitler.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:45 pm to JBeam
Im not going to bat I am just not buying it. If it were true the Jews would have reported it a LONG time ago. If you believe all of the reports out there you would have to believe he had a micropenis, had only one nut, was part jewish, he was a product of incest, he was a homosexual, he was a pedophile and who knows how many other things I am not thinking of.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:45 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Still, 2 million bros out there with micropenises...I bet I can guess a few.
I don't know, man. I think it's kind of sad. Not Hitler because, you know, frick that guy. But those poor bros can't participate in a basic part of the human experience. It's gotta be a hard life.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:46 pm to lsu480
The Austrian guide at Hitler's Eagle's Nest told our group that Hitler "bedded both men and women" that he found worthy
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:47 pm to lsu480
I agree that it does just sound like a silly, immature insult that you throw at someone you don't like. There are enough things to dislike about the guy without having to bring up his dick.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:48 pm to Peazey
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I don't know, man. I think it's kind of sad. Not Hitler because, you know, frick that guy. But those poor bros can't participate in a basic part of the human experience. It's gotta be a hard life.
I like to think 90% of them are the Tap Out wearing bros picking fights in douchey bars.
The other 10% I feel bad for.
But maybe they'll find happiness with a woman with an extremely small vagina that can't have sex with anything bigger than an eraser head.
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:55 pm to Kujo
Hitler- he had only one ball
Goering had two but very small
Himmler- had something similar
But Dr. Goe-balls had no balls at all
Sung to the tune of Bridge on River Kwai
Goering had two but very small
Himmler- had something similar
But Dr. Goe-balls had no balls at all
Sung to the tune of Bridge on River Kwai
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:01 pm to Overbrook
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:01 pm to Kujo
That explains a lot
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:03 pm to TheCaterpillar
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My wife is a clinical supervisor at a Urology Clinic and she has told me this is far more common than anyone would ever believe.
She's trying to make you feel better.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:08 pm to X123F45
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She's trying to make you feel better.
Then she wouldn't tell me the other stories...I've heard "pringles can" size stories before.
FWIW, she rarely sees the dick. She works in the women's side 99% of the time and she says that is far, far, far grosser. There are some foul vaginas out there.
ETA:
And once saw a male friend of ours in the waiting room and saw his chart...he was in there for erectile dysfunction in his mid 20s...and the damn wife won't tell me who it was
frickin HIPAA. I have tried guessing for years and she won't budge.
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:10 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I've heard "pringles can" size stories before.
She's hinting at what she's really getting.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:11 pm to X123F45
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She's hinting at what she's really getting.
Yeah she's definitely cheating on me with patients...
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:13 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:After working in a free GYN clinic in med school, you have no idea. shite will turn you gay.
FWIW, she rarely sees the dick. She works in the women's side 99% of the time and she says that is far, far, far grosser. There are some foul vaginas out there.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:17 pm to Scruffy
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After working in a free GYN clinic in med school, you have no idea. shite will turn you gay.
I have legitimately gotten mad at her for the stories she'll tell at the dinner table.
Some women are so bad down there, they have to wear masks and scented stuff under their nose to prevent gagging and safety glasses to prevent their eyes from watering.
I can't even imagine.
Women with several STDs that haven't bathed in a month and are 450 lbs. with fat covering their vaginas so much they have to tape their rolls up to get to it.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:19 pm to Scruffy
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n a book published last year called Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute, two historians - Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie - claimed the German dictator suffered from a condition that can lead to several complications with the penis - one of means the man has a "micropenis". On Monday, the claim resurfaced and was picked up by media outlets around the world. However, in an email interview with The Independent, Ms Craigie urged caution surrounding the reports, saying that any suggestion he had a micro-penis because he potentially suffered from hypospadias was a "leap" and that she had not seen any evidence to suggest anything more than general hypospadias.
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