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re: Jersey Mike's bought by private equity firm

Posted on 11/19/24 at 6:55 pm to
Posted by TripleBarrelBluff1
Sin City
Member since Aug 2024
2430 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 6:55 pm to
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Has a PE firm ever actually improved a restaurant franchise?


Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61408 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 6:56 pm to
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eat at jersey mikes a couple of times a month. It is excellent
I love it. I’m sure it will be destroyed. Old bread, brown lettuce and half the employees….here we come.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25381 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:00 pm to
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Blackstone will replace with cheaper spokesman, Danny Bonaduce


Damn. Who would have thought time would have been kinder to Danny Devito than Danny Bonaduce?
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11900 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:00 pm to
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Higher prices.

The PE money guys are about to “analyze” JMs and milk the brand dry.


It's already priced far more than their immediate competitors. Them and Firehouse.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39808 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:01 pm to
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The fact that Blackstone is considered a private equity firm is ridiculous..
I'd be interested in hearing what you even think you mean by this preposterous remark.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19273 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:03 pm to
I’m so pissed off. They ruin everything.
They bankrupted my wife’s company.
frick PE
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39808 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:04 pm to
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lower quality ingredients,


Sorry to burst your bubble, but here's what they are ALREADY using in their "food":

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Ingredient Contents
Boiled Ham (Ham cured with water dextrose, contains 2% or less of: salt, sugar, sodium phosphates, sodium ascorbate, sodium erythorbate)
Provolone Cultured pasteurized milk, salt and enzymes.
White Bread WHITE SUB (Enriched flour (wheat flour, unbleached, unbromated, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, enzyme, folic acid), water, yeast, contains 2% or less of: salt, soybean/canola oil, cane sugar, DATEM, calcium sulfate, ammonium sulfate, monoglycerides, ascorbic acid, enzymes) OR (Enriched flour (niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, yeast, salt, soybean oil, sugar, dough conditioner (guar gum, sugar, sodium stearoyl lactylate, DATEM, wheat flour, non-gmo canola oil, mono & diglycerides, ascorbic acid, enzymes)) OR (Wheat flour enriched (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, malted barley flour), water, yeast, salt, soybean oil, sugar, vital wheat gluten, dough conditioner (enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), ascorbic acid, enzymes)) OR (Flour (wheat flour, malted barley), water, yeast, contains less than 2% of each of the following: salt, sugar, soybean oil, wheat gluten, enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), ascorbic acid, enzymes)
Red Wine Vinegar (Red wine vinegar reduced with water to 5% acidity, naturally occurring trace elements of sulfites)
Olive Oil Blend Vegetable oil (canola and/or soybean oil), olive oil


Imagine going to get a simple sandwich and instead being served this pile of industrial seed oils and unpronounceable "ingredients". Even their "olive oil" is actually adulterated with disgusting factory rapeseed oil.

What exactly do you expect to worsen from this already filthy list? You have low standards, evidently.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39808 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:05 pm to
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Blackstone will then acquire the land or buildings these Jersey Mikes and raise the lease. Just look at how they destroyed red lobster. It's going to be the same MO
Near total ignorance. Seldom in doubt, but rarely correct.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39808 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:08 pm to
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I’m so pissed off. They ruin everything.
They bankrupted my wife’s company.
frick PE
You sound like you know what you're talking about.
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
15281 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:09 pm to
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Just a heads up, private equity is about to fricking eat in this country. 2025 will be the year of consolidation.


Translation: 2027 will have tons of bankruptcies.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1527 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:11 pm to
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The fact that Blackstone is considered a private equity firm is ridiculous..


What does this mean? Are you thinking of Blackrock?
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4587 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:13 pm to
Probably the same people. Maybe it's his brother.
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9527 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:14 pm to
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Has a PE firm ever actually improved anything other than short term profits for its shareholders?


Absolutely not, that’s the sole purpose of PE’s. Everything they touch will eventually become worthless, 100% of all cases
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1527 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:15 pm to
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Has a PE firm ever actually improved a restaurant franchise?


PE has never improved anything — unless it’s a “special situation” (ie real fricked up).

If it’s a “good company” they will inevitably squeeze every last dollar out of the cost structure to juice EBITDA before exiting.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8966 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:24 pm to
That sux....
Posted by TankBoys32
Member since Mar 2019
4204 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:29 pm to
RIP!
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39808 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:35 pm to
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Absolutely not, that’s the sole purpose of PE’s. Everything they touch will eventually become worthless, 100% of all cases
ur dumb
Posted by Harvey Vortac
MidCity
Member since Aug 2024
291 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:42 pm to
I think bad frozen seafood “ruined” red lobster. How they stayed open for so long at lakeside is beyond me.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39193 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:45 pm to
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the chicken sandwich

I wouldn’t even get that from there but maybe that’s just me

ETA: when did they change : dunno :?
This post was edited on 11/19/24 at 7:47 pm
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
Member since Nov 2014
4184 posts
Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:53 pm to
DP
This post was edited on 11/19/24 at 7:55 pm
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