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Jeep owners, you know this is true

Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:43 am
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26098 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:43 am
Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
Color of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my Jeep.

Sergeant:
What kind of Jeep was it?

Husband: (sobbing)
It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps,Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer......
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)

Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep.
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 1:04 pm
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38534 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:44 am to
Thicc
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13360 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:44 am to
Funny
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:44 am to
whats up with her arm...
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132599 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:44 am to
ib4 nurse
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Well not my wife, but someone's wife


Well that’s creepy..
Posted by InwardJim
Member since Dec 2018
656 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:44 am to
Less jeep threads, more babe threads
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:46 am to
i like driving on paved roads. there are rules and structure.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33882 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:48 am to
One arm chick, duh. That way she can’t drive
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24307 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:48 am to
I now hate Jeep owners even more.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:52 am to
Wood like to drive through her mud though
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:53 am to
Ha ha I guess
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34520 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:54 am to
quote:

I now hate Jeep owners even more.


Like we give a frick
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
995 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:54 am to
Jeep Wrangler fan boys are a pretty strange bunch.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2056 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:55 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:56 am to
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3618 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:56 am to
Looks of hispanic decent and on her way to blowing up like a blimp. IWHI at the moment.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 10:57 am to
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 11:01 am to
quote:

One arm chick, duh. That way she can’t drive



dedicated jeep waver...
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39215 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 11:10 am to
Iwhi
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