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Japan: Festival of the Giant Phallus (NSFW)

Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:50 am
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
47443 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:50 am
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But across Japan, you'll stand a better chance of marital success if the bride climbs atop a giant wooden penis and is paraded through town while waving to everyone.

The Hodare festival in the city of Nagaoka is considered one of the country's biggest, and best, penis festivals - and there are a few.

On the second Sunday of March each year, women who have wed in the past 12 months don traditional Japanese bridal gowns and straddle a totemic tool as it is carried through the streets.






This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 9:51 am
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:51 am to
Mine's bigger
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 9:52 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66487 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:52 am to
see i told ya some get chapped dick. look at the cracked head. my chapdixxx company still has a shot. just need to market in japan
Posted by TheBoo
South to Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
5563 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:52 am to
Riding a tool that big in Japan is so rare that they parade it in the streets.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 9:54 am
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:53 am to
Geez, even their penis floats are small.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19817 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:54 am to
Just what I wanted to see Monday morning, Giant Dicks being ridden by unattractive women
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:54 am to
Why aren't they blurred out?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:54 am to
I live in Louisiana.

A girl riding a giant cock at a parade happens every time I throw beads.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1432 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:57 am to
Only in Japan would that be considered "giant"
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34752 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:07 am to
Japanese are some really strange people...
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30732 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:09 am to
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Why aren't they blurred out?

Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1432 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:23 am to
I am pretty sure Vandalay industries (a subsidiary of kramericorp) has beaten you to that one.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89808 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:24 am to
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Japan: Festival of the Giant Phallus


Irony supreme.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:25 am to
Huh, didn't know I was Big in Japan
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