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re: I've started to empathize with the ladies that say they're too attractive to date.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:41 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:41 pm to SPEEDY
I'm not understanding the cringe face. It was already over between us before I even wrote that. I had no desire to meet up with that chick after her initial message.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:41 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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sounds to me like she must have been treated like shite more than a few times and she automatically has her guard up.
Could have been a fun one
She was up for butt stuff
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:41 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Figured Grindr would be more your style.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:42 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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She had no travel pics, but I find it very odd for her to be in attack mode immediately after right swiping.
Right, she is a loon. You successfully screened her, even though you did it on accident.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:43 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I'm not understanding the cringe face. It was already over between us before I even wrote that.
When you get a nibble fishing do you give up because the fish didn't jump in the boat.
She wanted to be hooked but you came off as thin skinned creeper
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:43 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I responded with "congrats on being the first woman to be able to arouse and insult me at the same time."
Well I thought that was funny! Seems like that shoulda worked.

Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:43 pm to Penrod
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Right, she is a loon. You successfully screened her, even though you did it on accident.
Lmfao they are all crazy
Missed opportunity
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:46 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I responded with "congrats on being the first woman to be able to arouse and insult me at the same time."
If she got pissed at this comment, then she wasn't sellinging what you were looking to buy. Saved you some time.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:48 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
You're missing the point of bumble. It's more like basket ball than football. In other words, take a thousand shots, hit a few. All you're trying to do is get a date and have a coffee or beer. Not decide if you want to marry them.
Swipe right on a bunch, have a few dates this month, maybe one sticks. If it doesn't, keep moving.
You never hear Larry Bird talking about the shots he missed, you hear him talking about taking more shots.
Swipe right on a bunch, have a few dates this month, maybe one sticks. If it doesn't, keep moving.
You never hear Larry Bird talking about the shots he missed, you hear him talking about taking more shots.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:49 pm to GoldenGuy
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When you zoom in the photos don't look like they were uploaded from your phone
Also, this tells me OP has at least 7-10 year old pixelated photos and he’s calling himself an 8.5
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:50 pm to tadman
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You're missing the point of bumble. It's more like basket ball than football. In other words, take a thousand shots, hit a few. All you're trying to do is get a date and have a coffee or beer. Not decide if you want to marry them.
Swipe right on a bunch, have a few dates this month, maybe one sticks. If it doesn't, keep moving.
You never hear Larry Bird talking about the shots he missed, you hear him talking about taking more shots.
I don't want my church members seeing me with 80% of the women on there.

Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:51 pm to Proximo
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Also, this tells me OP has at least 7-10 year old pixelated photos and he’s calling himself an 8.5
I don't have any photos older than 2 years.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:51 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I don't want my church members seeing me with 80% of the women on there.
God wants you to spread seed baw
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:53 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Sounds like she had a Playa Hatin Degree
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:54 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I hope you got some in your eye when you busted a nut from jacking off to yourself in this post
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:54 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Then she said she's dated in our city before and she has never seen me. This was her next clue that I'm new at this or not real at all.
with that comment, she just admitted she spreads her legs for every guy she meets
count yourself lucky you didnt waste money finding out she isnt worth your time or get several STDs
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:56 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I never attacked a bitch for her having too awesome of a profile though.
Thats because sexism and misogyny are only prosecuted one way

There are literally facebook groups for women posting who they're matching with to make sure other women aren't fricking their dude. Women are fricking NUTS.
Marriage can be a hard hard thing, but I rarely if ever miss the shite show that is online dating.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:57 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Was accused of having a fake profile. I told her if I had a fake profile, wouldn’t I have pics of a better looking guy? She said I had a good point…
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:01 pm to ShoeBang
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I hope you got some in your eye when you busted a nut from jacking off to yourself in this post
I did, baw. It's not every day you get a woman online thinking you're too good to be true.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:02 pm to Proximo
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Step 2. Don’t date female lawyers
This. I dated a hot 29 year old lawyer when I was 40. Great in bed, but ZERO personality or knowledge of anything outside of her field. It was always about work. Work work work work. Drove me insane. And her cardboard box personality was even worse.
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