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I've decided to start wearing cargo shorts.

Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:05 am
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17733 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:05 am
I figure I'm old enough to pull it off now. Please respect my decision.

I ordered a couple of pairs of bass pro 5" inseam cargo shorts. The length will ensure that my quads are on full display. I'll be able to carry koozies, fishing baits, and snacks in them. Plus, they kind of make me look like I'm from Jurassic Park.



bass pro link
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56852 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:06 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66741 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:06 am to
clever girl
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:06 am to
I never stopped
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51647 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:07 am to
I wear my fannie pack and face mask when going check the mail. No shame.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24864 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:07 am to
Save some pussy for the rest of us man
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46745 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:07 am to
Do you even aftco bro?
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:08 am to
Holy shite. I never realize I was wearing cargo shorts.
Posted by Dat Boi Bruce
15th Judicial District
Member since Mar 2020
644 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:09 am to
Let's not
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:09 am to
Be sure to pair with those stupid looking over sized fishing shirts with the rear vent.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4677 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:10 am to
That guy was eaten by a dinosaur. Maybe it's just a coincidence, but do you really want to take that risk?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39271 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:10 am to
and flip flops or crocs to complete the look
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59352 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:10 am to
what's it like to have completely given up?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:10 am to
i never stopped
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12647 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:10 am to
Make sure you get a pair a crocs while you’re at it.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15620 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:10 am to
Good luck on getting a BJ.

No one's gotten one in cargo shorts since 'nam
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106128 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Be sure to pair with those stupid looking over sized fishing shirts with the rear vent.


Stop hacking my laptop camera, baw.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7581 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:12 am to
Nobody has gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30531 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:12 am to
They are practical with all the shite we carry now days.

Especially for outdoor activities
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72488 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:12 am to
Not gonna lie. I love a good pair of knee length soft cargo shorts with the baggy pockets.
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