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re: I've been having sex with a stripper

Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:21 pm to
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:21 pm to
She's not a stripper, bro. She's a whore
Posted by Lee to Toliver
Member since Oct 2011
5840 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:23 pm to


I liked this movie too
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59022 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:33 pm to
quote:


If gal gadot's butthole gave you terminal tongue cancer, you would still lick it, right?





Without question
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

I’ve been having sex with a stripper


quote:

her pimp knows I'm a baller


quote:

I paid her $500 to have sex the first time and a few times after


Actually you have been having sex with a hooker and the fact you think that makes you a baller is just sad
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124373 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:39 pm to
Not gonna lie

I'm jealous

I haven't had sex with a girl with a pulse in a long long time
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:39 pm to
Sounds like you two found true love, congrats!!

This probably seems like an issue with the pimp now, but will make a funny story to tell little Chastity in a few years down the road!
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29070 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:42 pm to
This is absurd.
Posted by LSU FREAK
Meridian, Ms
Member since Jan 2005
1567 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:54 pm to
I hope he takes you to small claims court. And I hope he wins.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

Mr Personality



quote:

And I guess her pimp knows I'm a baller

He's trying to extort me for more money and has threatened to kill me

I paid her $500 to have sex the first time and a few times after

Now she fricks me for free. I guess he's mad.

I told him to bring the god damn army, but he knows where I live.

Strapped and ready to fricking go.


I'll be honest: when I finished reading the OP my first thought was, "Wait is this a bump from an old Hammertime thread?"
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:56 pm to
So you hired a hooker and you couldn't pay the last time and now you are in trouble? You sound pretty pathetic. Time to go into witness protection
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:06 am to
Walt I gotcha boi. My cousin getting married in September. Holla at me. Slots will be there.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:11 am to
I guarantee you will get laid

I'm an ugly dude too
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:12 am to
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Walt I gotcha boi. My cousin getting married in September. Holla at me. Slots will be there.

Will they cost him $500 and cause him to cower from a pimp if he doesn't pay?
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 12:13 am
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:13 am to
I didn't cower from the pimp

Read the OP

I got fiya waiting for that bitch
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61189 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:15 am to
Do You get paid for the tricks you make her turn when she's not bent over at the club taking 1s up her arse?
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:17 am to
I paid her 500 each for the first 2 fricks ya

Now she sucks me dry for free and takes it up the arse

I consider it a valuable investment
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:17 am to
quote:

I got fiya waiting for that bitch


Hang on. I'm gonna show you your future.

This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 12:48 am
Posted by StickD
Houston
Member since Apr 2010
10548 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:30 am to
Bunkie deserves more up votes.
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:03 am to
You are a great poster
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8762 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:08 am to
quote:

I hope he takes you to small claims court. And I hope he wins.




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