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re: I've been having sex with a stripper

Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

I haven't had sex with a girl with a pulse in a long long time

Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:57 pm to
Damn, I go on vacation and someone starts this glorious thread.

Cliffs
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23484 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

sex with a stripper

can be awesome... at least, in my experience it was....
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13297 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

I've been having sex with a stripper.


Male stripper, eh?
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 5:15 pm to
Multi loss op.

1. $500 per.
Do you get the girlfriend experience for $500?
It seems high to me but maybe it was worth it.

2. Pimp is real.
You cant deal with it without killing him. He can bust you up so bad it never goes back to 100%.
Sorry man.
Pay the $1,000 and stop.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
29982 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:07 pm to
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10124 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:54 pm to
Lol

Yes. But that is precious authority only reserved for the likes of mikelbr.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9923 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

having sex with a stripper

That list of partners is a lot longer than just you and the nasty pimp.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1909 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:04 pm to
Have an upvote for Herpes
Posted by Lsumancave2015
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2017
15 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:58 am to
I'll take shite that didn't happen for $400, Alex
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17456 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Congrats on the Herp


Time for some Valtrex. I hear that they are safe to frick if they are on Valtrex. Just sayin
This post was edited on 7/31/17 at 7:59 am
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79615 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:55 am to
quote:

her pimp knows I'm a baller

He's trying to extort me for more money and has threatened to kill me

I paid her $500 to have sex the first time and a few times after

Now she fricks me for free. I guess he's mad.

I told him to bring the god damn army, but he knows where I live.

Strapped and ready to fricking go.


Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30589 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 8:11 am to
Fake story is fake.
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