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I've Become Psychic - AMA

Posted on 7/28/20 at 8:57 am
Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 8:57 am
Even before reading the posts about the New Orleans mask shooting and the Memphis putt-putt debacle, I knew how the story would read. This level of prescient insight is occurring more and more frequently.

As a service to members who need the assistance of a psychic, AMA.
This post was edited on 7/28/20 at 10:14 am
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42426 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 8:59 am to
quote:

As a service to members who need the assistance of a psychic, AMA.


Will football start on time and does Bama make the playoffs?
Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:00 am to
Depends on your time zone.

Bama will always make the playoffs. Bribes have been paid for years in advance.
This post was edited on 7/28/20 at 9:05 am
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11679 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:06 am to
quote:

As a service to members who need the assistance of a psychic, AMA.


Did you know you were going to have a typo in your title?

Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:10 am to
No. But I knew you'd be here telling me about it.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:13 am to
I'm thinking of a number between 0-700
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11679 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:13 am to
quote:

No. But I knew you'd be here telling me about it.


Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:15 am to
I knew you'd overthink this.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10758 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:17 am to
What color mask am I wearing as underwear?
Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:18 am to
That's not a mask - it's a typical white sanitary napkin.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:18 am to
quote:

I've Become Psychic - AME
quote:

JohnWicksDawg

How did you get capped if you're psychic?
This post was edited on 7/28/20 at 9:19 am
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45206 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:19 am to
Have I become a semi-depressed, reclusive hermit scared to walk outside or answer my phone?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:23 am to
quote:

I knew you'd overthink this.


Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Have I become a semi-depressed, reclusive hermit scared to walk outside or answer my phone?
That happened quite a while ago. You've recently become a racist.
Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:25 am to
quote:

How did you get capped if you're psychic?
I knew it was going to happen, but I tend to forget things.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3936 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:41 am to
Will the Marxist take over the USA?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:48 am to
quote:

I've Become Psychic - AME
If you were truly psychic you'd have simply listed the answers before the questions could even be asked.
Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:52 am to
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Will the Marxist take over the USA?
Some of these questions are embarrassingly simple - apparently you meant to ask when did the Marxists take over. I'm a psychic, not a historian.
Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:53 am to
That can be done quite easily - but the members here wouldn't know which questions I was answering. Jeez.
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