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re: it's National poetry day

Posted on 10/5/17 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62219 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 3:59 pm to
We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7511 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 4:00 pm to
Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Who shite in my garden?
Posted by LordoftheManor
Member since Jul 2006
8371 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 4:25 pm to
The Road Not Taken, Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 4:26 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70137 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 4:27 pm to
Riddle me this
Riddle me that
Kige Ramsey is a certified g
Rat tat tat tat
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18704 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 4:37 pm to
My favorite poem was written in Latin by the ancient Roman poet Catullus.

Catullus mostly wrote love poetry, and his most famous poem was Thousand Kisses, but Catullus had detractors in his poetry, so he wrote this poem to two critics Aurelius and Furius.

Translated from Latin:

I’ll push your shite in and stuff your face--
Aurelius, you cocksucker; Furius, you little bitch--
since you think that my little poems
have gone soft and I must not be too upright!
It’s true; the devoted poet should stand erect
in his values, but not necessarily in his little
poems, which are truly witty and charming
when they're a little soft, and not too stiff,
but can still cause a little tingling--
I don't just mean for youth, but for hairy men
who can't make their own loins stand upright!
You! You read about my "many kisses"
and doubt I'm fully a man?
I’ll push your shite in and stuff your face.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:27 pm to
This board is called the OT.
It's full of dicktards who isn't as cool as me.

Well there are a few who do not aggravate.
There is terd, LCA.. Definitely not tb08.

Most of the broads don't like me much.
Aspy, g4 and that one that looks butch.

I can go on making up stupid shite all day.
But I am ending it here. frick you all anyway!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135037 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:33 pm to
This is one I call, "OweO running"



























The end
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:34 pm to
There once was a Spaz
Who always snacked on grapes
He never listened to jazz
But he looked like an ape

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:37 pm to
He is one weird dude
Some will say strange
His name is rocket31
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135037 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

The should be 'Gods'...


No, it shouldn't.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106112 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:40 pm to
There once was a girl from Nantucket...
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31201 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:13 pm to
The Pool Players.
Seven at the Golden Shovel.

We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


I added Ms Brooks' subtitle to We Real Cool, I think it makes more sense to know it is about a bunch of young guys playing pool.
Posted by diamond hog 12
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Aug 2013
90 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:16 pm to
Georgie Porgie puddin' pie
Shot his wad in his girlfriends eye
When that eye was dry and shut
Georgie fricked that one-eyed slut

Oh!!!!


Un-fricking-believable
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135037 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:27 pm to
I love hooters,
Large and small,
I love tits,
I love em' all,
From barely Bs
To triple Js,
They all are welcome,
In my gaze,
So ladies, show them,
Free those breasts,
send us the jugs,
That we love best,
The only ones that aren't for me,
Are ones that I don't get to see.


Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23562 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:46 pm to
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Posted by Ashwednesday666
Gulf Coast to New Orleans
Member since Dec 2016
152 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:35 pm to
Oral Sex Makes your Day . Anal Sex Makes your Whole Weak.
Posted by Eyeball
TX
Member since Oct 2006
496 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 9:31 pm to
Read my personal favorite many years ago on a bathroom wall:

Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shite, but only farted

Posted by SDtiger16
San Diego
Member since Oct 2012
657 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 9:33 pm to
An original

Days gone past, but where have they gone
Are they forever forgotten
Exiled in some past consciousness
Or do they still exist in some distant memory
Experienced long ago by those long gone
Does time return to again relive what it has already played out
If the worlds a stage, has the stage always been
Recycling it's characters
Showcasing the same acts
The entirety of our being, every fear, every impossible hope, every misguided dream, every failed relationship
Destined to play an endless loop
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