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Is Vanessa Bryant the greatest Hoochie Momma Cleat Chaser of all-time?

Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:38 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86467 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:38 pm
Let’s review her career:

Dancer in a music video who meets Kobe Bryant

Date and get married despite his parents wishes and misgivings about her. Successfully separates him from his family.

He cheats on her which most athletes do. But she gets lucky in that ole girl goes public and now Kobe is the a-hole and she gets public sympathy.

He then buys her the 3 million ring to say I’m sorry.

Few kids, few years go by.

Kobe dies in a very public manner which casts no doubt or suspicion on her leaving her with tens, maybe hundreds of millions of dollars and massive public sympathy. Her kid died which legit sucks though.

So in 20 years she goes from dancer in a music video driving a beat up Camry and blowing fat douche video producers for roles to hundred millionaire with enduring public support and sympathy.

Name me one better because ole girl hit it out of the park.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:39 pm to
This is a bad look bro
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76795 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:39 pm to
NBA players don't wear cleats
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:39 pm to
Hmmmmmm....Lemme see.....SOME DAMN PICS!!!!!
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:40 pm to
You mad?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
57590 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:40 pm to
I would give that all up to have my kid back.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69795 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:40 pm to
Not cleat chasers, but the kardashians are on their own level. Probably a couple billion between the whole family.
This post was edited on 6/11/20 at 12:41 pm
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5295 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:41 pm to
Yeah I think most people dream of burying their children in hope of becoming wealthy.

What a dumb fricking thread.
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8796 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:42 pm to
If i'm not mistaken, they have been together since she was in high school correct? A quick google search shows she was 17 and he was 20.

How does she qualify as a cleat chaser? Was she linked to a bunch of other athletes before Kobe?
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62965 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:42 pm to
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I would give that all up to have my kid back.


Absolutely. This thread fricking sucks.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216685 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:42 pm to
Really?????????

This is a bit much. How long did you think before starting this thread?????
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:42 pm to


Straight royalty
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:44 pm to
Well this is an interesting tirade
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86467 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:45 pm to
That’s a good point
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
22575 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:45 pm to
Get a life man
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86467 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:45 pm to
Keep knighting for her. She’ll frick you one day.

Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64622 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:46 pm to
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Her kid died which legit sucks though.


But other than that . . .
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:47 pm to
This is a bad thread. You should feel bad for starting it.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86467 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:47 pm to
I’m not disputing that. This thread is more about her career arc. Buncha white knights focusing on the minutiae and not looking at the macro level.

Meghan Markle does have a claim though. She got a dude to actually quit being a fricking prince
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76795 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:48 pm to
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She got a dude to actually quit being a fricking prince



seems like she loses.
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