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Is Vanessa Bryant the greatest Hoochie Momma Cleat Chaser of all-time?
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:38 pm
Let’s review her career:
Dancer in a music video who meets Kobe Bryant
Date and get married despite his parents wishes and misgivings about her. Successfully separates him from his family.
He cheats on her which most athletes do. But she gets lucky in that ole girl goes public and now Kobe is the a-hole and she gets public sympathy.
He then buys her the 3 million ring to say I’m sorry.
Few kids, few years go by.
Kobe dies in a very public manner which casts no doubt or suspicion on her leaving her with tens, maybe hundreds of millions of dollars and massive public sympathy. Her kid died which legit sucks though.
So in 20 years she goes from dancer in a music video driving a beat up Camry and blowing fat douche video producers for roles to hundred millionaire with enduring public support and sympathy.
Name me one better because ole girl hit it out of the park.
Dancer in a music video who meets Kobe Bryant
Date and get married despite his parents wishes and misgivings about her. Successfully separates him from his family.
He cheats on her which most athletes do. But she gets lucky in that ole girl goes public and now Kobe is the a-hole and she gets public sympathy.
He then buys her the 3 million ring to say I’m sorry.
Few kids, few years go by.
Kobe dies in a very public manner which casts no doubt or suspicion on her leaving her with tens, maybe hundreds of millions of dollars and massive public sympathy. Her kid died which legit sucks though.
So in 20 years she goes from dancer in a music video driving a beat up Camry and blowing fat douche video producers for roles to hundred millionaire with enduring public support and sympathy.
Name me one better because ole girl hit it out of the park.
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:39 pm to boosiebadazz
This is a bad look bro
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:39 pm to boosiebadazz
NBA players don't wear cleats
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:39 pm to boosiebadazz
Hmmmmmm....Lemme see.....SOME DAMN PICS!!!!!
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:40 pm to boosiebadazz
I would give that all up to have my kid back.
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:40 pm to boosiebadazz
Not cleat chasers, but the kardashians are on their own level. Probably a couple billion between the whole family.
This post was edited on 6/11/20 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:41 pm to boosiebadazz
Yeah I think most people dream of burying their children in hope of becoming wealthy.
What a dumb fricking thread.
What a dumb fricking thread.
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:42 pm to boosiebadazz
If i'm not mistaken, they have been together since she was in high school correct? A quick google search shows she was 17 and he was 20.
How does she qualify as a cleat chaser? Was she linked to a bunch of other athletes before Kobe?
How does she qualify as a cleat chaser? Was she linked to a bunch of other athletes before Kobe?
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:42 pm to Penrod
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I would give that all up to have my kid back.
Absolutely. This thread fricking sucks.
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:42 pm to boosiebadazz
Really?????????
This is a bit much. How long did you think before starting this thread?????
This is a bit much. How long did you think before starting this thread?????
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:44 pm to boosiebadazz
Well this is an interesting tirade
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:45 pm to Hot Carl
Keep knighting for her. She’ll frick you one day.
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:46 pm to boosiebadazz
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Her kid died which legit sucks though.
But other than that . . .
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:47 pm to boosiebadazz
This is a bad thread. You should feel bad for starting it.
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:47 pm to Mo Jeaux
I’m not disputing that. This thread is more about her career arc. Buncha white knights focusing on the minutiae and not looking at the macro level.
Meghan Markle does have a claim though. She got a dude to actually quit being a fricking prince
Meghan Markle does have a claim though. She got a dude to actually quit being a fricking prince
Posted on 6/11/20 at 12:48 pm to boosiebadazz
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She got a dude to actually quit being a fricking prince
seems like she loses.
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