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Is today the fartiest day of the year?

Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:49 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:49 am
Boiled eggs, deviled eggs, egg salad, all manner of eggs plus a big meal and beer...tonight and tomorrow have to be the absolute worst times to be trapped in a crowded elevator, right?


How many fingers will be pulled this evening?

What is your recipe for the foulest stench?


This post was edited on 3/27/16 at 11:50 am
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85814 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:52 am to
quote:

fartiest
I want to be your level of drunk to come up with this word
This post was edited on 3/27/16 at 11:52 am
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7078 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:52 am to
I'm farting now.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8582 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:55 am to
Don't forget about boiled crawfish. I should be spending about half of my work day tomorrow on the shitter, which is conveniently located right next to my office.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:58 am to
about 5 clay capsules should defuze the gas attack...

at your local health food store

[ clay naturally absorbs all kinds of toxins in the gut/digestive system ]
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 12:03 pm to
please eat 50 and 'retire' early
Posted by Big Floppy TDs
Where the beer flows like wine
Member since Sep 2012
2912 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 12:08 pm to
Damn that must suck
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46608 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 12:12 pm to
I got the beer farts from last night
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13226 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:18 pm to
I'd go with May 6.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:20 pm to
I farted right when I clicked submit.
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:24 pm to
January 2nd is pretty farty.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:58 pm to
I don't think the main meal matters when you throw eggs and Beers in the mix.

eta : I'm posting this lying on my back because I'm so full of lamb and mashed potatoes, etc...
This post was edited on 3/27/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:04 pm to
I don't think eggs make you fart. They smell like farts but they don't make you fart. Common misconception
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7231 posts
Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:06 pm to
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