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Is today the fartiest day of the year?
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:49 am
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:49 am
Boiled eggs, deviled eggs, egg salad, all manner of eggs plus a big meal and beer...tonight and tomorrow have to be the absolute worst times to be trapped in a crowded elevator, right?
How many fingers will be pulled this evening?
What is your recipe for the foulest stench?

How many fingers will be pulled this evening?
What is your recipe for the foulest stench?

This post was edited on 3/27/16 at 11:50 am
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:52 am to fr33manator
quote:I want to be your level of drunk to come up with this word
fartiest
This post was edited on 3/27/16 at 11:52 am
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:55 am to fr33manator
Don't forget about boiled crawfish. I should be spending about half of my work day tomorrow on the shitter, which is conveniently located right next to my office.
Posted on 3/27/16 at 11:58 am to 3deadtrolls
about 5 clay capsules should defuze the gas attack...
at your local health food store
[ clay naturally absorbs all kinds of toxins in the gut/digestive system ]
at your local health food store
[ clay naturally absorbs all kinds of toxins in the gut/digestive system ]
Posted on 3/27/16 at 12:03 pm to retired trucker
please eat 50 and 'retire' early
Posted on 3/27/16 at 12:08 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
Damn that must suck 
Posted on 3/27/16 at 12:12 pm to fr33manator
I got the beer farts from last night 
Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:20 pm to fr33manator
I farted right when I clicked submit.
Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:24 pm to fr33manator
January 2nd is pretty farty.
Posted on 3/27/16 at 1:58 pm to fr33manator
I don't think the main meal matters when you throw eggs and Beers in the mix.
eta : I'm posting this lying on my back because I'm so full of lamb and mashed potatoes, etc...
eta : I'm posting this lying on my back because I'm so full of lamb and mashed potatoes, etc...
This post was edited on 3/27/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 3/27/16 at 2:04 pm to fr33manator
I don't think eggs make you fart. They smell like farts but they don't make you fart. Common misconception
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