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re: Is the DOJ/Sterling situation "old news" now?

Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60136 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:14 pm to
The camera pans in to a young man in a business suit, Alton Sterling (played by Cuba Gooding Jr.) walking into the Triple S market.

"Alton, my man!" says the shopkeeper (played by Kumar) "just who I wanted to see, I'd like to set up a college fund for my daughter and I hear you sell cd's."

Alton replies "Why yes I do sell certificates of deposit and other financial products such as stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. For a college fund, I would recommend a no load mutual fund with low risk and a diverse profile based on blue chips and green energy stocks."

Sirens heard in the background

A police car swerves into the parking lot at high speed. Two police officers emerge from the car (played by Stone Cold Steve Austin and Edward Norton)
The officers strut into the Triple S
Fade out, gunshots are heard

Titles - "This Spring, a hero will arise above adversity to heal a city"
Cut to Gary chambers (played by Denzel Washington) speaking at a podium in front of a large crowd and tv cameras
"My friends - we must do good and seek justice!"

Titles - Alton - Spring 2018
This post was edited on 5/4/17 at 1:15 pm
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:19 pm to
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Titles - Alton - Spring 2018


That's generous. If it's anything else like this whole ordeal it'll be Spring 2025 before they start filming.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

played by Denzel Washington


He will need to start eating a lot of biscuits and Gravy NOW in order to be ready for the camera by 2117 to play that blimp.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49203 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:28 pm to
Problem is, I'm not an internet badass. I'm at Kami nari out at LSU eating right now

I'm not a pussy. I'm not scared of you. Your move.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
60136 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:29 pm to
Damn that took me like 10 minutes to type on my phone and now the thread is anchored
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Damn that took me like 10 minutes to type on my phone and now the thread is anchored


We have had threads get un-anchored before.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49203 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Damn that took me like 10 minutes to type on my phone and now the thread is anchored
That's the life of a kono thread.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 2:10 pm to
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Damn that took me like 10 minutes to type on my phone and now the thread is anchored



It's good work. Save it to repost in the next inevitable AS thread
Posted by King of New Orleans
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Member since Jul 2011
11123 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 5:38 pm to
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Problem is, I'm not an internet badass. I'm at Kami nari out at LSU eating right now

I'm not a pussy. I'm not scared of you. Your move.


Son, are you really trying to internet fight me?

My "move"? Really?

You're not a pussy?

You're not scared of me?

Good to know on all of those. congrats?
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