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re: Is the DOJ/Sterling situation "old news" now?
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:14 pm to rowbear1922
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:14 pm to rowbear1922
The camera pans in to a young man in a business suit, Alton Sterling (played by Cuba Gooding Jr.) walking into the Triple S market.
"Alton, my man!" says the shopkeeper (played by Kumar) "just who I wanted to see, I'd like to set up a college fund for my daughter and I hear you sell cd's."
Alton replies "Why yes I do sell certificates of deposit and other financial products such as stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. For a college fund, I would recommend a no load mutual fund with low risk and a diverse profile based on blue chips and green energy stocks."
Sirens heard in the background
A police car swerves into the parking lot at high speed. Two police officers emerge from the car (played by Stone Cold Steve Austin and Edward Norton)
The officers strut into the Triple S
Fade out, gunshots are heard
Titles - "This Spring, a hero will arise above adversity to heal a city"
Cut to Gary chambers (played by Denzel Washington) speaking at a podium in front of a large crowd and tv cameras
"My friends - we must do good and seek justice!"
Titles - Alton - Spring 2018
"Alton, my man!" says the shopkeeper (played by Kumar) "just who I wanted to see, I'd like to set up a college fund for my daughter and I hear you sell cd's."
Alton replies "Why yes I do sell certificates of deposit and other financial products such as stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. For a college fund, I would recommend a no load mutual fund with low risk and a diverse profile based on blue chips and green energy stocks."
Sirens heard in the background
A police car swerves into the parking lot at high speed. Two police officers emerge from the car (played by Stone Cold Steve Austin and Edward Norton)
The officers strut into the Triple S
Fade out, gunshots are heard
Titles - "This Spring, a hero will arise above adversity to heal a city"
Cut to Gary chambers (played by Denzel Washington) speaking at a podium in front of a large crowd and tv cameras
"My friends - we must do good and seek justice!"
Titles - Alton - Spring 2018
This post was edited on 5/4/17 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:19 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
Titles - Alton - Spring 2018
That's generous. If it's anything else like this whole ordeal it'll be Spring 2025 before they start filming.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:26 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
played by Denzel Washington
He will need to start eating a lot of biscuits and Gravy NOW in order to be ready for the camera by 2117 to play that blimp.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:28 pm to King of New Orleans
Problem is, I'm not an internet badass. I'm at Kami nari out at LSU eating right now
I'm not a pussy. I'm not scared of you. Your move.
I'm not a pussy. I'm not scared of you. Your move.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:29 pm to rowbear1922
Damn that took me like 10 minutes to type on my phone and now the thread is anchored
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:31 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
Damn that took me like 10 minutes to type on my phone and now the thread is anchored
We have had threads get un-anchored before.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:32 pm to el Gaucho
quote:That's the life of a kono thread.
Damn that took me like 10 minutes to type on my phone and now the thread is anchored
Posted on 5/4/17 at 2:10 pm to el Gaucho
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Damn that took me like 10 minutes to type on my phone and now the thread is anchored
It's good work. Save it to repost in the next inevitable AS thread
Posted on 5/4/17 at 5:38 pm to saint tiger225
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Problem is, I'm not an internet badass. I'm at Kami nari out at LSU eating right now
I'm not a pussy. I'm not scared of you. Your move.
Son, are you really trying to internet fight me?
My "move"? Really?
You're not a pussy?
You're not scared of me?
Good to know on all of those.
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