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re: Is Thanksgiving the lowest sex day of the year?

Posted on 11/23/17 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 11:55 pm to
Now y’all all know how I must feel 365 days a year for like the past decade now. It’s no fun
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 11:56 pm to
be better looking.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 11:57 pm to
Walt take a few bucks to one of those massage places. They will have sex with you.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:01 am to
How do I be better looking? I can’t help what I look like
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:02 am to
I’ve thought about it but it’s not worth getting arrested for it.

My biggest fear is getting arrested and my name being published in the advocate and someone posting it here.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59352 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:03 am to
Walt, step it up
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:03 am to
just stop being a gross, fat slob.
you might get laid more.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3768 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:05 am to
Day after Father’s Day has to be up there. Any favors from the wife that were happening happened the day before.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:06 am to
You won’t get arrested. They will. You just went there strictly for a massage. There’s no law against getting a massage and allowing them to service you. Just don’t bring up a price or request anything particular. No law against leaving a big tip on the table for them to massage you.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39963 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:06 am to
Jog shirtless through the quarter
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 7:51 am
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:07 am to
that's the most pathetic thing i've ever fricking heard.
go to the bar and bring some girl home who isn't TOO drunk.
just drunk enough to say yes even though she hates herself for slumming it with you. obviously, go for a 2-3. you can't do better than that being a 3 yourself.
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 12:10 am
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:08 am to
Well, it is Walt.
Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
949 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:18 am to
It’s time for day after Thanksgiving anal.

Brown Friday!
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22412 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:46 am to
quote:

Yes, in general, but it has the highest rate of cousin sex.


Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77716 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

Well, it is Walt.


Walt has just as much right to get denied sex as the rest of us
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 2:28 pm to
No, unfortunately for me that day would be my birthday.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125096 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 2:32 pm to
Can't you just take Darth's wife when you want? Or any civvy
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43552 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 2:44 pm to
Speak for yourself baw.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 3:09 pm to
True but why conquer old roads?
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2388 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:56 pm to
I'm at the camp, so I didn't get laid, but the wife very well may have
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 5:56 pm
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