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Is masturbating on an airplane illegal

Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:37 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20063 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:37 pm
or just frowned upon?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:38 pm to
Are you doing it in the bathroom?
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:38 pm to
A joke from an 8 year old movie

Hilarious!!!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35465 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:38 pm to
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so."
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
4996 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:38 pm to
Would you mind if I jacked it in the middle seat next to you?
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
9407 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:38 pm to
2009 called, The Hangover wants its joke back.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19495 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:39 pm to

God already knows what you’re doing. A few stewardesses should be no big deal.

Kidding of course. Ask for a blanket.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34990 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:39 pm to
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Is masturbating on an airplane illegal


Not if you remain covered.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:40 pm to
Had a married woman I just met give me hand job on a flight once.
Posted by TigerMeister
North shore
Member since Nov 2009
2389 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:44 pm to
Technically you’re not in the country since you’re 30,000 feet in the air. You can basically do whatever you want.
Posted by DGauTigers
Behind this computer...
Member since Nov 2016
743 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:44 pm to
Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so serious...
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10506 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 7:47 pm to
My buddy pretended to be a girl and gave a handjob on a plane once. Said he was married.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34603 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

masturbating on an airplane


AKA the OT Mile High club
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 8:23 pm to
Depends. Who’s sitting next to me, and can I sit next to you the next time you fly?


Can I borrow your pillow/blanket too?
Posted by F Secunda8
Member since Mar 2017
280 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:28 am to
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Had a married woman I just met give me hand job on a flight once

I don’t believe you
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