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re: Is marriage a weird concept?

Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
8010 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:11 pm to
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there are hundreds of girls I would bang at LSU if give the chance.


There are literally THOUSANDS of gay dudes who would say the exact same thing. Its not like most gay dudes don't enjoy looking at a beautiful woman.

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I watch straight porn


When you watch straight porn, does the guy have to have a raging hard boner for you to be able to watch? Does it make your peen soft if his chap is soft? If a guy's 100% all beef thermometer only goes up to 50 degrees, do you try to find a different video with a dude who goes up to 100? Do you get off watching another man's schlong get sucked?

I'm not sayin, I'm just saying.

This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 8:13 pm
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:17 pm to
You will end up marrying a guy.
Posted by OleWar
Troy H. Middleton Library
Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:18 pm to
Marriage is a civilizing concept. You find it weird because as a an animal it is not natural, especially for men. But man controls nature and civilizes the world, marriage is a way to create order. Without it we get disorder.

Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:19 pm to
No. It's weird for a bro like you. But for non-selfish adults it makes perfect sense.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
79574 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:19 pm to
at a minimum

you are BI
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61227 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:21 pm to
Sad. Please grow up before even thinking about marriage
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36530 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:21 pm to
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by OWLFAN86
quote:
believe me Im not gay
whatever Liberace'






Bravo
Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:22 pm to
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I'm not gay. I am attracted to women physically ( tits, legs, arse, eyes). I would rail the shite out of some girl I saw at trader joes yesterday.

Hmmm, you certainly explained that thoroughly
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
38420 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:23 pm to
You're getting a lot of shite, but I feel somewhat similar other than the getting along with women part.

As a man, I see very little benefit for me getting married other than kids and "stability". Women get the better end of the deal for sure.

Lose half my money and lose my kids (future) except for weekends? No fricking thanks.

That said, I had much rather spend an evening with a smart, beautiful woman than a dude any day of the week.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
193992 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:26 pm to
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man, I can see my post went over your heads. My point is that we spend so much time with one girl when you've had countless memories with friends, relatives, coworkers, etc. Then you can get divorced and left broke. And you guys should admit that after marriage you let your relationship with your parents, siblings, and old friends take second fiddle and lose touch. hell, I think I will love my dog more then I could a girl( he wont cheat on me, leave me). Or maybe ive never fund the right person, idk.
hey married and divorced twice

you don't have to convince me its a fricking sham


but you're still a gay
Posted by Zoltan
NOLA
Member since May 2010
1396 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:45 pm to
You may not be gay, despite having to state for the record multiple times that you are not gay...

But with all of these statements:

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I would rail the shite out of some girl I saw

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I have a few friends who are girls

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. I can't hold a conversation with a woman longer then 5 minutes.

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I watch straight porn and there are hundreds of girls I would bang at LSU if give the chance

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think I will love my dog more then I could a girl

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I enjoy some girls' company. maybe I should get out there and look more


OP is DEFINITELY a virgin.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49475 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:49 pm to
No.

But someone taking half of your shite in a divorce is weirdly accepted.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:53 pm to
It was her shite too. Thanks for the playstation by the way.
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 8:59 pm
Posted by Phil0ndeeez
Houston
Member since Apr 2013
1396 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:54 pm to
This is the first time I've witnessed someone come out.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5630 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:56 pm to
They say it only hurts the first couple of times. Go for it and take it.
Posted by GoldenD
Katy
Member since Jan 2015
980 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:59 pm to
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OP is DEFINITELY a homosexual virgin.


FIFY
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
193992 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:34 pm to
this thread reminds me why I love the OT




post here you will get hazed
Posted by funtimes
Member since Dec 2014
71 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:36 pm to
I'm lost for words
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80133 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:38 pm to
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I watch straight porn


But are you watching the woman or the schlong?
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:50 pm to
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man, I see very little benefit for me getting married other than kids and "stability". Women get the better end of the deal for sure.



Doesn't describe my marriage at all. If you marry the right one it's great. Never understood why guys get married to girls that make them miserable. Makes no sense
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