Started By
Message

Is Mamie Van Doren the best-looking 85 year old out there? (Probably NSFW)

Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:06 pm
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:06 pm















Back in the day:










This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 8:23 pm
Posted by Erebus
Member since Jan 2019
574 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:08 pm to
Life is strange
Posted by AU1960
ALABAMA
Member since Oct 2008
3632 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:09 pm to
Don't let your mind go there.

Damn dude.

Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28061 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:09 pm to
lol must of had the same air brush artist, that playboy used on Chyna, the former wrassler, when she was in playboy
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38916 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:09 pm to
She’s 89, and no way are those photos recent.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56364 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:09 pm to
Even if that's 99% plastic as well as airbrushed, it's really impressive.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:10 pm to
Very little of her is 85 years old.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24263 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:10 pm to
She has held up remarkably well, but lets not kid ourselves, there is a lot of putty, primer and paint there.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

She’s 89, and no way are those photos recent.
She's 89 now. But those pictures were all from 2016/17 when she was around 85.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65712 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

Is Mami Van Doren the best-looking 85 year old out there? (Probably NSFW)
I walk a million miles for one of her smiles, my Mami.
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
3696 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:12 pm to
“The world has changed.”
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:13 pm to
I mean yeah .... iwdhi. I mean it's only fair.

If I expect to make withdrawals from the 30-40 poon bank .... I should be willing to bring some enjoyment to an 85 year old who is obviously trolling for some peen.

More power to her.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:13 pm to
would.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14167 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:13 pm to
That's all a big bunch 'a bullshite.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29168 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:15 pm to
I bet her anal lining is so thin by now that I’d rip it to shreds even trying. Still would though
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:17 pm to
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14167 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:24 pm to
No one looks that good at 85. Take away whatever photoshop is going on there and she's a haggy old bag bones and blue veins.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29544 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:25 pm to
90% of us would smash that and the other 10% are lying
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14167 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

90% of us would smash that and the other 10% are lying


Those photos are a lie man. She's 89 frickin' years old.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 7:29 pm to
If those pictures were the reality, everyone would hit it. That ain’t reality though
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram