re: Is Mamie Van Doren the best-looking 85 year old out there? (Probably NSFW)

That pic I posted is obviously not photoshopped.

Most of the ones in the OP are.

Cool Ethan fingered her, but it was okay because the dirty, old whore told him he could. After all, she did work down by the docks.

There is no way in those pics she is in her 80’s. I refuse to accept that.

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She's 89 years old man. 11 years away from a full century. Look at that photo real close. She has the legs and hands of a woman who's 30 years old and the face of a woman who's 45 years old. The photo is obviously photoshopped.

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I know how to airbrush in photoshop.

That’s not photoshopped.

It’s called plastic surgery.

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Who was that freaky old broad who'd run around NO with that equally freaky looking old dude?

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I think chris owens.

If I had a gun my head, forced to unleash a girdle full of pancake battered, compressed, folds of steaming granny flesh, I'd rather take my chances with a pint of tequila and a 70 year old Linda Carter... who was Wonder Woman FORTY-FIVE FRICKEN' YEARS!!! before Gal Gadot.... and side by side with Gal, who is about as beautiful a woman one would find in this town.. Linda still doesn't look terrible with clothes on.

science is weird, man

She was a DIME when she was younger!