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re: Is It Possible to Bring Cuban Cigars Into The US in Your Luggage?

Posted on 1/4/18 at 7:09 am to
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 7:09 am to
You could shove em right up your arse. Heard it’s awfully spacious.
Posted by RFK
Squire Creek
Member since May 2012
1348 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 7:19 am to
This thread is really bringing out the closeted fantasies...

Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7136 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 7:23 am to
I smuggled an Ameiva lizard from Puerto Rico onto a cruise ship and then a plane from Miami to New Orleans by hiding it in a camera case in my coat pocket, so I’m going to say yes.

This post was edited on 1/4/18 at 7:26 am
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53674 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 7:36 am to
Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shite has hit the fan
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90874 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:07 am to
If you're gonna try it put them in your luggage that goes under the plane. Also tear off the labels put them in a zip loc bag or something. Can't prove they're Cuban then
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14832 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:11 am to
quote:

I smuggled an Ameiva lizard from Puerto Rico onto a cruise ship and then a plane from Miami to New Orleans by hiding it in a camera case in my coat pocket, so I’m going to say yes. 


Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26649 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:23 am to
Yes you can. And don’t bother changing the wrappers as some have suggested.

When I was in Havana last year I bought tons to bring home. US customs said nothing.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136842 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:24 am to
quote:

When I was in Havana last year
why do you hate America?
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:27 am to
Posted by 10Percenter
Member since Feb 2009
1925 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:33 am to
No need to hide it, it is legal.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26649 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:37 am to
Gentrifying Cuba = Loving America
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16949 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:42 am to
Just offer one to the Customs Agent. He will appreciate you and let you slide on through with no problems.
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 8:50 am to
Can I pack my gerber?
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7136 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 9:19 am to
I was a kid, on my senior cruise. Visited El Morro and there were these big lizards running around standing up on their back legs. Spent half the day trying to catch one, then finally caught a couple. Brought the biggest one onto the ship and kept it in the ice bucket with a towel over the top and a belt wrapped around the bucket to hold the towel on. On the last day when I was at breakfast, the cabin steward opened the bucket and it jumped out. Guy freaked out. When I got back to the room there were ship officials and customs officers in the room. I denied everything amd said someone must have pranked us. When they finally left the room, I found the lizard under the bed. Put him in the camera case and hid out until we disembarked from the ship.

On the flight to Miami, our school made us all wear suits, but on the flight home they let us wear anything. Everyone else was in shorts and t-shirts, but I was the only guy in a suit because I had the camera case hidden in a pocket on the inside of my coat. One of my teachers found out when we got back to New Orleans and said it would have been a $10,000 fine if I got caught smuggling a live animal.
This post was edited on 1/4/18 at 9:21 am
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