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re: Is it only retards that get in car accidents?

Posted on 6/10/25 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33455 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 9:22 pm to
Just means that I’ve never been caught
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5332 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 10:38 pm to

Teenagers, old people, retarded jackasses, uninsured illegal immigrants...

Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38984 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 10:49 pm to
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This guy is gonna find yall


Someone warn Liz!
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:00 pm to
They finance cars for anyone with a pulse. This includes the low-functioning non-contributing zeroes you see scratching their asses after causing mayhem.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11137 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:33 pm to
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I'd edit that to say only morons cause car wrecks. There are plenty of people who get in wrecks that are caused by morons.


This. The only wreck I've ever been in was some frickwad texting and driving.

D-bag came over the center line on a two lane road and side swiped me. That was after I saw it coming in advance and attempted to move on the shoulder
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13987 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 12:41 am to
No. But plenty enough lose control of their Nascar handling Ford 250 off the interstate into a tree at 80 mph-- Unbuckled...
This post was edited on 6/11/25 at 6:29 am
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23167 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 3:55 am to
What about people who are in car accidents and are not at fault?
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19611 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 4:39 am to
Mid 40's. Been driving since age 15 and never been in an accident at all. I have never had the misfortune of being in one caused by someone else either.

Just the other day I was at a red light in left turning lane. I was 2nd in line behind some other guy. Light turned green and old baw pulled out to make his turn. But I am smart and I always check traffic before pulling out. Sure enough I see an SUV barreling down the road not stopping for the red light. It was like watching in slow motion. I saw it coming a mile away. Sure enough, wham...The SUV hits the baw in front of me right in his driver's door at full speed. Some chick was driving the offending car.

No it wasn't his fault, but I hope he learned a valuable lesson. Always check traffic when light turns green. Some people are on their phones, are drunk, or are just trying to beat the light.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16630 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:11 am to
Most people I know that are aggressive drivers have been in several accidents. They’ll also swear none were their fault and the other person was an idiot. Doesn’t hide the fact they’re always getting in accidents.

I’ve been accident free for 30+ years. Drive defensively and cautiously. Overall pay attention.
This post was edited on 6/11/25 at 6:28 am
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16001 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:15 am to
"Smart" Asians never seem to get into wrecks, but sure leave a path of accidents behind them. They're unpredictable, except for that the Indian women will always have the seat jammed as far forward as it will go.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10384 posts
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:26 am to
Not a good observation OP.
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