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Is it just my sexy status with female docs...
Posted on 11/19/24 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 11/19/24 at 8:58 pm
Or does it take everyone 6 months to get an appointment with the same average chic that looks like she's been waiting for me, and got her hair made up, just to tell me that her life is great and I should get on cholesterol medicine.
ETA: Forgot to mention she is a nurse practitioner and not even a doctor and doesn't wear a white coat; just a jacket vest like the chic in Red Dawn.
The Mando broad doesn't even have time to take a shower. That's a real doctor.
ETA: Forgot to mention she is a nurse practitioner and not even a doctor and doesn't wear a white coat; just a jacket vest like the chic in Red Dawn.
The Mando broad doesn't even have time to take a shower. That's a real doctor.
This post was edited on 11/19/24 at 11:39 pm
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 8:59 pm to Buck_Rogers
Did you at least let her check your colon?
Posted on 11/19/24 at 9:00 pm to Buck_Rogers
I've seen my doctor as much as my wife this year. I have 2 women sick of my shite.
I also have no idea what you're trying to get at here?
I also have no idea what you're trying to get at here?
Posted on 11/19/24 at 9:01 pm to Buck_Rogers
It takes about 5 months to get in with my urologist.
Worth the wait because she is fine.
Worth the wait because she is fine.
Posted on 11/19/24 at 9:13 pm to Buck_Rogers
The vast majority of residents are above average woman, but most aren't hot, some are, but that future salary might bump them a grade or two. I guess that MD behind their name is something. Oh, and the rest aren't white men, most are foreigners.. well a lot of the women are too.
Posted on 11/19/24 at 10:03 pm to Buck_Rogers
I had a female primary care physician for several years. She was hot - could have passed for Agent Scully's sister. I saw her twice a year - she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate. She would also handle my scrotum, balls and pecker. I had to mentally recite the multiplication tables to keep that thing from snapping to attention and saluting her.
Posted on 11/19/24 at 10:27 pm to blueridgeTiger
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I had a female primary care physician for several years. She was hot - could have passed for Agent Scully's sister. I saw her twice a year - she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate. She would also handle my scrotum, balls and pecker.
Posted on 11/19/24 at 10:29 pm to Buck_Rogers
No….
Posted on 11/19/24 at 11:42 pm to armsdealer
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The vast majority of residents are above average woman, but most aren't hot, some are, but that future salary might bump them a grade or two. I guess that MD behind their name is something. Oh, and the rest aren't white men, most are foreigners.. well a lot of the women are too.
There's an Electrophysiologist at Ochsner Main Campus who is a beautiful redhead. Or at least she was looking really good in scrubs at 0630.
Smart, personable, good looking, with what I presume is a great job. What's not to like?
Posted on 11/20/24 at 2:38 am to blueridgeTiger
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she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate. She would also handle my scrotum, balls and pecker
Name of doctor?
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:19 am to Buzz Lightbeer
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she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate. She would also handle my scrotum, balls and pecker
Name of doctor?
I don’t know if it is really doctor. It might be another professional person doing those procedures not covered by insurance in a non medical environment.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:30 am to blueridgeTiger
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She would also handle my scrotum
Heh, I had an attractive female doctor who hated me. But she still said “nice” when she cupped my balls the first time I met her
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:51 am to BoogaBear
My wife is my doctor so she is double sick of my shite
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:53 am to MSTiger33
Dermatologists are fine these days
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:57 am to athenslife101
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But she still said “nice” when she cupped my balls the first time I met her
You misheard her, she's said, "lice"...
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:19 am to Buck_Rogers
Real men don’t go to the doctor
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:34 am to MSTiger33
My first wife was a doctor. Are all female doctors self-important? A friend of mine is an ER doc and he's the most down to earth family man I know.
This post was edited on 11/20/24 at 11:15 am
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:41 am to Buck_Rogers
Good thing about a lady dr or NP is that she knows the pleasure points on a man.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:43 am to athenslife101
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But she still said “nice” when she cupped my balls the first time I met her
Nobody believes this
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