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re: Is is ok to dump a girl over text

Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:17 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70217 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:17 pm to
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A real man does it to her face


Not so fast, my friend.

Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:23 pm to
38DDD makes her sound very overweight. WNHI
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:25 pm to
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38DDD makes her sound very overweight. WNHI


Yes, only two types of women have 38DDD chests. Porn stars and fat pigs. We can safely assume the OP didn't just dump a porn star via text so we must assume he just dumped a fat pig.

But he probably didn't even do that, the fat pig probably dumped him via text.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133393 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:25 pm to
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It would be annoying to act concerned
As annoying as this thread?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:26 pm to
I cannot wait until you're back here crying because the chick with the big tits found a new dude who can bruise her diaphragm from the inside, sends you a video of him doing it, and dumps your arse.
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 5:28 pm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
116714 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:28 pm to
“Berger broke up with me on a post it”

Still probably my favorite sex and the city episode.

But after only 2 weeks, go for it. As a girl I will say it is MUCH better than just disappearing.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21018 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:29 pm to
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I'm not a pos
right... you’re a shallow POS
Posted by Merica
'Merica
Member since Mar 2013
1113 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:30 pm to
So what size bra is the original chick?
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69619 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:31 pm to
Nah you shouldn’t

But that doesn’t mean be an arse about it in person

Just call her on the phone and talk
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17984 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:32 pm to
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Yes, only two types of women have 38DDD chests. Porn stars and fat pigs. We can safely assume the OP didn't just dump a porn star via text so we must assume he just dumped a fat pig.

But he probably didn't even do that, the fat pig probably dumped him via text.
I dumped the one girl for the girl with ddds shes not fat. shes actually really hot. She used to be a whore and has fricked like 17 dudes but i think i can change her. She seemed to really like my dick
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69619 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:33 pm to
38g
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70217 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:33 pm to
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Yes, only two types of women have 38DDD chests. Porn stars and fat pigs.


There are the occasional unicorns in this world.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54656 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:33 pm to
I would like my upvotes and general agreement of what nurse and aspy said entered in the record
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21063 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:34 pm to
This is probably all stuff that goes on in your head. You likely haven’t talked to a girl before in your life.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:38 pm to
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There are the occasional unicorns in this world.


Every rule has an exception of course.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
116714 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:39 pm to
Band size is more telling than cup size...

Just in case you guys were interested in learning something.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:41 pm to
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Band size is more telling than cup size...


I think that's what most of are saying here. Other than porn stars it's pretty rare to see a 38DDD that isn't accompanied by a large band.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
116714 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:44 pm to
38 is the band size. I’d say most of those porn stars are a 34 or so
Posted by bucknut
Lufkin, Texas
Member since Dec 2013
1834 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:44 pm to
The "smokeshow" you're cheating on your gf with will frick other dudes behind your back, since it's obvious she doesn't give a shite you're in a relationship. You deserve what's going to happen though.
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 5:52 pm
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 5:48 pm to
I am a decent enough man to call
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