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re: Is having sex with with one of those new sexbots an affair?
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:53 pm to Perfect Circle
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:53 pm to Perfect Circle
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Pretty sure a male sexbot would be a step above a vibrator.
Especially if you can take it out, put him on a mower and let him cut their grass afterwards. It and a mower that works like one of those iRobot - Roomba's.
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:10 pm to chinese58
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Men are done too. You think they're only going to make "female" sexbots?
Wrong, women won't get the same satisfaction from a robot like they get from crushing a man's will to live.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:14 pm to SlapahoeTribe
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Is your woman having an affair when she uses her vibrator?
Only if it's one of the BBC dildos
Posted on 10/10/17 at 7:38 am to S
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Seen hotter sexbots in the quad
Posted on 10/10/17 at 7:51 am to The Pirate King
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Once they figure out how to better replicate human skin
has anyone ever felt one of these dolls?
from what ive read on certain forums, the guys using them actually prefer the feeling of porcelain over human flesh
Posted on 10/10/17 at 8:03 am to rebeloke
Wave of the Future. 
Posted on 10/10/17 at 8:08 am to rebeloke
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Female Body: A
Agree it's an A+
I'll never understand these sex bots. Sex is a bit more cerebral than just sticking your dick in something. If I can't make her fall in love then piss her off by throwing rope in her hair, then it takes all the fun off of it and I may as well jackoff in a sock.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:03 pm to rebeloke
Where do you buy one and how much? Asking for a friend.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:07 pm to rocket31
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from what one of my friends read on certain forums, the guys using them actually prefer the feeling of porcelain over human flesh
fixed it for you.
Whew, that was close.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 8:18 pm to SECdragonmaster
Someone let me know when they can make sandwhiches.
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:17 am to rebeloke
Tbh not with the confidence of a women I'd ever marry
Posted on 4/8/18 at 7:38 am to lsu480
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Pretty much! I’m telling you VR porn with some legit headphones is scary realistic
Except for the part where none of it is real.
Posted on 4/8/18 at 9:13 am to rebeloke
I wonder what percent are ordered with a full bush? Bald makes for an easier cleanup.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:19 pm to LZ83
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:25 pm to rebeloke
ask your boyfriend if he objects.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:56 pm to Cosmo
It's a race to Mars milk farms or Bene Tleilaxu type Axlotl tanks.
We ain't gotten our asses to Mars yet but we can keep a person as a vegetable for years.
Women beware.
We ain't gotten our asses to Mars yet but we can keep a person as a vegetable for years.
Women beware.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:03 pm to rebeloke
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Is having sex with with one of those new sexbots an affair?
Nah, you good bro.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:09 pm to rebeloke
No indeed. Women use sex toys all the time so it’s no different
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:23 pm to Psychoanalysis
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If you thought you felt a little shame and discomfort after manual stimulation, can you imagine the immense loneliness and shame you would feel when you had to clean that thing out?
It's one thing to throw away a tube sock, flush a toilet, or crumple a tissue. It's an entirely different thing to disassemble a sexbot and sterilize it. I'd have to imagine the crushing realization of how lonely you are would be tough to handle. I mean not only did you have to frick a sexbot, but you are so lonely you can own and store a sexbot and frick it and then take it around the house and clean it and there is no one there to care or shame you.
The infinite enigma of how you came to be such a pathetic waste of life would come crashing down on you like the waves on a thousand beaches all at once. It would break you and start a vicious cycle you couldn't break. A nightmare you cannot wake from until you slip into a brutal depression culminating in accidental suicide after you alienate yourself from everyone you know and spiral into some twisted world of fast delivered food and virtual porn and your heart finally just gives up.
Friend... your looking waaaayyyyyy to deep in this! LoL When I'm not cleaning or fricking it, I tell it to get its arse in the closet!!
I keep my loyal dog for companionship!
Problem solved.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:29 pm to SlapahoeTribe
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The Star Trek holodeck will be man’s last invention.
I count at least 46 other nerds that knew what this is.
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