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re: Is having sex with with one of those new sexbots an affair?
Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:43 am to Psychoanalysis
Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:43 am to Psychoanalysis
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If you thought you felt a little shame and discomfort after manual stimulation, can you imagine the immense loneliness and shame you would feel when you had to clean that thing out?
It's one thing to throw away a tube sock, flush a toilet, or crumple a tissue. It's an entirely different thing to disassemble a sexbot and sterilize it. I'd have to imagine the crushing realization of how lonely you are would be tough to handle. I mean not only did you have to frick a sexbot, but you are so lonely you can own and store a sexbot and frick it and then take it around the house and clean it and there is no one there to care or shame you.
The infinite enigma of how you came to be such a pathetic waste of life would come crashing down on you like the waves on a thousand beaches all at once. It would break you and start a vicious cycle you couldn't break. A nightmare you cannot wake from until you slip into a brutal depression culminating in accidental suicide after you alienate yourself from everyone you know and spiral into some twisted world of fast delivered food and virtual porn and your heart finally just gives up.
So put you on the list for 3 then?
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Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:45 am to Cosmo
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All women should be worried
They will be of no use to men anymore
Once they can actually make androids with more realistic features like skin tone, hands, etc. I think what you suggest is possible. But by then women will have the same options; whatever size dong you choose on your Brad Pitt-like bot.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 9:50 am to DustyDinkleman
quote:would go straight into the trash
They program some of these things to play hard to get. So when you ask it for sex it can respond "I'm not in the mood"
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:31 am to tigerbutt
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Thanks for the NSFW. I just got fired.
Did you know read the title?
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:33 am to lsu480
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Pretty much! I’m telling you VR porn with some legit headphones is scary realistic
How does that work exactly?
Asking for a friend.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:34 am to Good Times
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Make them with Hymens, and offer 72 to each terrorist who turns in his guns.
And we could hide a pound of C4 in her with the detonator just behind the hymen.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:37 am to rebeloke
How much does she cost?
NOT asking for a friend.
NOT asking for a friend.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:38 am to Psychoanalysis
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If you thought you felt a little shame and discomfort after manual stimulation, can you imagine the immense loneliness and shame you would feel when you had to clean that thing out? It's one thing to throw away a tube sock, flush a toilet, or crumple a tissue. It's an entirely different thing to disassemble a sexbot and sterilize it. I'd have to imagine the crushing realization of how lonely you are would be tough to handle. I mean not only did you have to frick a sexbot, but you are so lonely you can own and store a sexbot and frick it and then take it around the house and clean it and there is no one there to care or shame you. The infinite enigma of how you came to be such a pathetic waste of life would come crashing down on you like the waves on a thousand beaches all at once. It would break you and start a vicious cycle you couldn't break. A nightmare you cannot wake from until you slip into a brutal depression culminating in accidental suicide after you alienate yourself from everyone you know and spiral into some twisted world of fast delivered food and virtual porn and your heart finally just gives up.
Or maybe like, it wouldn't be a big deal at all.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:39 am to tigerbutt
quote:
Thanks for the NSFW. I just got fired.
Well that's what you get for working in a cube and getting middle managed.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:45 am to Psychoanalysis
quote:Would it be the same kind of shame that women feel when scrubbing their dildos after use?
...shame you would feel when you had to clean that thing out?
quote:Hyperbole much?...
The infinite enigma of how you came to be such a pathetic waste of life would come crashing down on you like the waves on a thousand beaches all at once.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:56 am to GEAUXT
I want one to ride with me in a golf cart in my next tournament, especially if her tits jiggle. She has to say, "Great shot!", "Can I check out your shaft?", and "Let me hold your balls for you."
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:58 am to dawgsjw
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Sex robots and prostitution will just about make women obsolete. Well the smart ones will tighten up that is for sure.
Some things just can't be tightened up after a while.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:14 am to PsychTiger
Stay away from the used models.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:26 am to rebeloke
Not if lives are at stake!
Edit:
Years and years ago I went to buy a prank gift for a friend turning 21 at adult video in Port Allen.
The clerk there methed and bored out of his mind described how he was going to buy one of the sex dolls on display and pimp it out.
So somewhere in West Baton Rouge are people that have gotten an STD by sharing a sex doll.
This post was edited on 10/9/17 at 11:32 am
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:28 am to alphaandomega
"And we could hide a pound of C4 in her with the detonator just behind the hymen"
No that goes in the "blow job" location.
Or the Booty Boom Bottom.
No that goes in the "blow job" location.
Or the Booty Boom Bottom.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:45 am to X123F45
To keep our species alive, we were not the only humanoids around long ago.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:46 am to Havoc
Just get some VR goggles, even the cheap google cardboard ones work ok, and head on over to “Pornhub VR”.
Posted on 10/9/17 at 12:30 pm to lsu480
Posted on 10/9/17 at 12:31 pm to Pelican fan99
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They program some of these things to play hard to get. So when you ask it for sex it can respond "I'm not in the mood"
Which brings up the next point. If a robot tells you "I'm not in the mood" and you punch her in the eye then PIIHB, is that rape?
Posted on 10/9/17 at 1:09 pm to rebeloke
WTF. Damn, that's two virgins right there lol
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