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re: Is Alaska really as bad of a sausage fest as ive been told?

Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by HardcoreTigerFan
Rocky Mountains, USA
Member since Jan 2008
406 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:36 pm to
That's exaggerated for sure. Denver's M/F ratio is 52/48
Posted by TDFreak
Dodge Charger Aficionado
Member since Dec 2009
7346 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:56 pm to
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Isn't Brokeback Mountain in Alaska?


It's Wyoming.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34940 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:04 pm to
The Alaska Sausage Fest isn't bad, just different. We went in 2009 and loved it. You'll find a lot more moose and bear sausage than you're probably used to but if you go in with an open mind you'll have a great time.
Posted by winntiger
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Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:04 pm to
We passed some roadkill on the way to work there one day and it looked just like a ball of hair. When we asked one of the locals wtf was that he responded, "Probably a native woman" Does that answer your question?

Loved working there, such a beautiful place. However, there weren't many woman in my experience and ones that were there were mostly not the kind you wanted.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68260 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:10 pm to
Quite a few of yall know a lot about brokeback mountain
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:05 am to
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was set in Wyoming and filmed in the Grand Tetons there.

You know a lot about Brokeback Mountain. Must be a big fan of the movie
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17449 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:16 am to
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Rape is all the rage up there


Did Trill move up there?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131186 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:21 am to
Snowbird Brown from Alaskan Bush People is fine as frog hair.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15290 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:29 am to
My friend was dating a girl from Alaska. She was fricking crazy. Huge titties though. Very picky eater. Would lap up Tony's and hot sauce out of her hand like a dog.
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:31 am to
I lived there for 2 years. There was one hot girl. She was hit on by 50 guys a day.

Living outdoors in Alaska with a hot woman is the dream. You just have to find her in the lower 48 and convince her to go to Alaska with you. You aren't going to find her up there.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 9/22/17 at 8:39 am to
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Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42555 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 8:42 am to
I am considering buying a small piece of land and putting a Yurt on it. Go up during the warm months. Fly fishing for big trout is my aim. Where do I need to look?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 8:54 am to
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Great Alaska Bush Co.

Fact and II is pretty solid too.

Ever see a Skimo? Ugly as frick
Posted by JL
Member since Aug 2006
3035 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 8:56 am to
I went fishing up there and met a couple of guys in there 20's, one quote they said has stuck with me 10 years later. "Here in Alaska you don't lose your girlfriend, you lose your turn".
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79098 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:06 am to
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Quite a few of yall know a lot about brokeback mountain



When it was on premium channels all the time, a dude in my fraternity used to put it on in the background of fraternity parties and see how long it would take someone to notice.

Girl: "is that...brokeback mountain?"

Guy: GOD DAMMIT
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
22040 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:18 am to
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ou'll find a lot more moose and bear sausage than you're probably used to but if you go in with an open mind you'll have a great time.

This could possibly be the gayest sentence of all time.
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